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'''The GRAND DAD EMPIRE''' ARE a prolific [[VINESAUCE]]-centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY. Their largest periods of activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated, when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are ''not'' official Tournaments and are in no way affiliated with [[JOEL]]).
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|name = A Red and Pleasant Land
|picture = [[Image:aredandpleasantland.jpg|300px]]
|type = [[Setting]]
|publisher = Lamentations of the Flame Princess
|system = Lamentations of the Flame Princess
|authors = Zak S.
|year =
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'''A Red and Pleasant Land''' is a setting for [[Lamentations of the Flame Princess]], written by sexual abuser & generally horrible person Zak S. The setting describes Voivodja, the Land of Unreason, a chessboard-like country inspired by ''Alice in Wonderland'' torn by a war between four different vampire houses. It's a pretty weird setting, in case you haven't figured it out by now.


They operated out of the now-defunct SilvaGunner YouTube channel until some time in 2014, after which they appear to have transitioned briefly to GiivaSunner in September of 2016 before largely being abandoned.
==The Land of Unreason==
Voivodja looks like a giant chessboard: ruins and forest neatly divided in squares by rivers. Note that beyond the exotic factor, this fact has a major importance: your main enemies (or allies) are going to be vampires... which cannot cross running water.


== Forums ==
Upon the squares of the chessboard the players will mostly find abandoned buildings, weird gardens, or hidden human villages. It is mostly a white canvas for the GM to draw upon, alongside some interesting random encounters and a fucked-up bestiary.
The original forums appeared to function as four services: preparation and communication in service of coming events, discussion about new HIGH-QUALITY RIPS, MEME showcase, and general VINESAUCE or unrelated discussion.


== Events ==
The most important places in Voivodja (and the ones which are actually described in details in the book) are the castles of each of the two main vampire houses, Castle Cachtice and Castle Poenari. Speaking of which...
The VINESAUCE gaming events that The GRAND DAD Fugitives held were known for being diverse and involved, due in large part to their incredibly strong homebrew scene.  These events would involve Tempus-Fugitives-branded fan-made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS for SONGS that wouldn't exist for nearly a decade, and some that still don't!  They also hosted some of the first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments, with fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS.


In later years, an event known as Fugitive Fest was hosting play sessions for [[GRAND DAD Fantasy]], [[KING FOR ANOTHER DAY]], [[GRANDmachine]], [[HE THICC]], and [[MEME Wars]], as of 2019.
==The Vampire Houses==
As mentioned before, four different vampire houses are waging war across Voivodja. At the beginning of the game, only the Red King and the Heart Queen are openly at war. The two other factions are neutral, and will only pick sides once the PCs show up and get involved in politics. This is supposed to be a major point of the setting, so you get some write-up on their leaders and organisation, as well as stats for most of their members.  


== HIGH-QUALITY RIPS and MEMES == Some HIGH-QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates in 5th and 6th edition.  Note that The GRAND DAD Fugitives seem to have been most active between 2007 and 2013.
The houses are as follows:


* GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO
* The house of Vlad Vortigen, the Red King. You can guess who he's based upon. Has three wives, and of course each has her own agenda.
* GRAND DAD: The Gauntlet of ASS (SANS, PAPYRUS, SPONGE, HE THICC, and SMOL NOZOMI)
* The house of Elizabeth Bathyscape, the Heart Queen.
* '''GRAND DAD''' 3: GRAND DAD IS GOD
* The house of the Pale King and his Mad Hatter.
* The house of the Colorless Queen of Nephilida, the Half-Drowned Isle.


GRAND DAD IS LOVE
[[Category:Roleplaying]]
GRAND DAD IS LIFE
[[Category:Game Books]]
GRAND DAD WILL CONQUER THIS WIKI
[[Category: Lamentations of the Flame Princess]]
FOR MEMES
FOR VINESAUCE
AND FOR
SILVAGUNNER


[[Category: Memes]][[Category: GRAND DAD]][[Category: GRAND DAD Fantasy]]
==The Alice==
The Alice is a new character class for LotFP. The Alice is a variant of the Specialist (though with weaker stats and skills at first level) with some gimmicks.
 
Their main gimmick is called Exasperation, and allows them to roll once every real-time hour on a random-effect table. It ranges from a secret door conveniently appearing out of nowhere to a sympathetic talking object or animal helping the Alice. Note that every effect is strictly beneficial, despite this being LotFP.
 
Upon gaining a level, the Alice must roll on a random-bonus table. Some bonus are more powerful than other, but once again everything is strictly beneficial.

Latest revision as of 15:30, 17 June 2023

A Red and Pleasant Land
Setting published by
Lamentations of the Flame Princess
Rule System Lamentations of the Flame Princess
Authors Zak S.

A Red and Pleasant Land is a setting for Lamentations of the Flame Princess, written by sexual abuser & generally horrible person Zak S. The setting describes Voivodja, the Land of Unreason, a chessboard-like country inspired by Alice in Wonderland torn by a war between four different vampire houses. It's a pretty weird setting, in case you haven't figured it out by now.

The Land of Unreason[edit | edit source]

Voivodja looks like a giant chessboard: ruins and forest neatly divided in squares by rivers. Note that beyond the exotic factor, this fact has a major importance: your main enemies (or allies) are going to be vampires... which cannot cross running water.

Upon the squares of the chessboard the players will mostly find abandoned buildings, weird gardens, or hidden human villages. It is mostly a white canvas for the GM to draw upon, alongside some interesting random encounters and a fucked-up bestiary.

The most important places in Voivodja (and the ones which are actually described in details in the book) are the castles of each of the two main vampire houses, Castle Cachtice and Castle Poenari. Speaking of which...

The Vampire Houses[edit | edit source]

As mentioned before, four different vampire houses are waging war across Voivodja. At the beginning of the game, only the Red King and the Heart Queen are openly at war. The two other factions are neutral, and will only pick sides once the PCs show up and get involved in politics. This is supposed to be a major point of the setting, so you get some write-up on their leaders and organisation, as well as stats for most of their members.

The houses are as follows:

  • The house of Vlad Vortigen, the Red King. You can guess who he's based upon. Has three wives, and of course each has her own agenda.
  • The house of Elizabeth Bathyscape, the Heart Queen.
  • The house of the Pale King and his Mad Hatter.
  • The house of the Colorless Queen of Nephilida, the Half-Drowned Isle.

The Alice[edit | edit source]

The Alice is a new character class for LotFP. The Alice is a variant of the Specialist (though with weaker stats and skills at first level) with some gimmicks.

Their main gimmick is called Exasperation, and allows them to roll once every real-time hour on a random-effect table. It ranges from a secret door conveniently appearing out of nowhere to a sympathetic talking object or animal helping the Alice. Note that every effect is strictly beneficial, despite this being LotFP.

Upon gaining a level, the Alice must roll on a random-bonus table. Some bonus are more powerful than other, but once again everything is strictly beneficial.