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It's Arthurian legend made [[Warhammer Fantasy Battle|Warhammeresque]], with clean, mighty knights and dirty, undernourished peasants. They worship the Lady of the Lake who may or may not be secretly a [[elf|wood elf]]. They manage to survive despite being right next to the gun-totting Empire by giving their knights he ability to pray to their Goddess, <strike>causing bullets to miss their target.</strike> Fuck that shit.  They're so manly that they IGNORE the musket balls.
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They have no less then three kinds of knights plus a unit of fast cav. They also have peasants which <strike>for the most part</strike> are just cannon fodder. Except for those guys who carry around a dead knight.
 
They're French, which would explain why they've never entered a noteworthy fight victoriously or without hiding behind their manly cousins, the Empire.
 
As they're French, they are also Masters of the Art of Insult.
 
They're half French half English/Irish/Anglo-Saxon.
 
 
== Notable Characters: ==
 
 
*Graham Chapman (Who is also King Arthur)
*The Green Knight and his one true love, Sir Gawain.
*Miles O'Keefe (Who is also Sir Gawain)
*The Lady of the Lake
*John Cleese and the Monty Pythons
*Sean Connery (Who is also the Green Knight)
*Tony Blair
*Gordon Brown
 
=why play brettonia?=
 
Monty python jokes. oh god, the monty python jokes. a census taken a few years back shows that every player of a brettonian army has at least one knight unit based on monty python and the holy grail.
 
aside from that, its a good "elite" army. with your knights doing all the actual fighting and your peasants nothing more than distractions. if you like the idea of 10-15 guys wrecking an entire armies shit then this would be a good choice.
 
 
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