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''Were you looking for the character also known as [[Cultist-chan]] ?''
:''Were you looking for the character also known as [[Cultist-chan]] ?''


The lesser-known (but still obstenibly funny) [[meme]] stemming from [[Firaeveus Carron]].
'''''"I AM KHORNEHOLIO! I NEED BLOOD FOR MY BLOOD GOD!"'''''


Originated during the introduction sequence for when you assault Carron's stronghold in [[Dawn of War|Dawn of War: Soulstorm]].
'''''"ARE YOU THREATENING ME? MY SKULLPILE WILL NOT WAIT!!"'''''
Like many memes from this series, it originated due to [[Scott McNeil|Scott Fucking McNeil]]'s inability to do remotely competent dialogue outside of [[Imperial Guard|Guardsmen]].
 
[[Image:Khorneholiover2.png|All he wanted was skulls for his skull throne. What he got was his own religion.|thumb]]
 
'''Cornholio the Cultist''' is a lesser-known (but still funny) [[meme]] stemming from [[Firaeveus Carron]].
 
==Explanation==
The meme is based on the introduction sequence for the assault on Carron's stronghold in ''[[Dawn of War|Dawn of War: Soulstorm]]''.
Like many memes from this series, it originated due to [[Scott McNeil|Scott Fucking McNeil]] voicing almost ''everybody'' in Soulstorm and exhausting his supply of accents in the process, from the [[Imperial Guard|Guardsmen]] up to [[Indrick Boreale]], from Firaeveus "Metal Boxes" Carron all the way down to the Cultists (incidentally, bringing the number of memes stemming from ''Soulstorm'' to at least Six).


[[PROMOTIONS|Hilarity ensues]].
[[PROMOTIONS|Hilarity ensues]].
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==THEY COME!==
==THEY COME!==


During the intro sequence for the assault on Carron's stronghold, there is a discussion regarding the oncoming enemy by Carron, a Space Marine, and some cultists. Every single unit in this intro is voiced by [[lolcron|Scott McNeil]]. Due to the cultist unit originally having a different voice-actor, McNeil attempts to copy the dialogue style of the Cultist - and [[FAIL|fail]]s utterly. He comes across as high-pitched, whiny, and sounds, in balls-out seriousness, like Cornholio, Beavis' alternate sugar-fueled persona from [[FAIL|Beavis and Butt-Head]].
During the intro sequence for the assault on Carron's stronghold, there is a discussion regarding the oncoming enemy by Carron, a Space Marine, and some Cultists. Every single unit in this intro - The Cultists, The Chaos Marines, and of course, Carron himself - is voiced by [[Scott McNeil]], in what can only be called a glorious one-man show. Due to the Cultist unit originally having a different voice-actor (specifically, Mark Oliver, who also voices Isador), McNeil attempts to copy the dialogue style Oliver used for the Cultist - and [[fail]]s utterly. He comes across as high-pitched, whiny, and sounds, in balls-out seriousness, like Cornholio, Beavis' sugar-fueled alternate persona from ''Beavis and Butt-Head''.


[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzqP1BqwvIw The Infamous Intro]
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzqP1BqwvIw The Infamous Intro]
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Now compare it to:
Now compare it to:


[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvaQi3jz5pw This].
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JrtFazaS7g This]


Prosecution rests.
Prosecution rests.
Still, at least the cultists have the balls to not run away screaming like [[Firaeveus Carron|a little bitch]] when the player's army overruns the Alpha Legion's stronghold. See here:
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xf__Mf9zptU&t=3s The Infamous Outro]


==See Also==
==See Also==
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[[Category:Chaos]][[category:meme]][[Category:Warhammer 40,000]]
[[Category:Chaos]][[category:meme]][[Category:Warhammer 40,000]][[Category: Dawn of War]]

Latest revision as of 16:22, 20 June 2023

Were you looking for the character also known as Cultist-chan ?

"I AM KHORNEHOLIO! I NEED BLOOD FOR MY BLOOD GOD!"

"ARE YOU THREATENING ME? MY SKULLPILE WILL NOT WAIT!!"

All he wanted was skulls for his skull throne. What he got was his own religion.

Cornholio the Cultist is a lesser-known (but still funny) meme stemming from Firaeveus Carron.

Explanation[edit | edit source]

The meme is based on the introduction sequence for the assault on Carron's stronghold in Dawn of War: Soulstorm. Like many memes from this series, it originated due to Scott Fucking McNeil voicing almost everybody in Soulstorm and exhausting his supply of accents in the process, from the Guardsmen up to Indrick Boreale, from Firaeveus "Metal Boxes" Carron all the way down to the Cultists (incidentally, bringing the number of memes stemming from Soulstorm to at least Six).

Hilarity ensues.

THEY COME![edit | edit source]

During the intro sequence for the assault on Carron's stronghold, there is a discussion regarding the oncoming enemy by Carron, a Space Marine, and some Cultists. Every single unit in this intro - The Cultists, The Chaos Marines, and of course, Carron himself - is voiced by Scott McNeil, in what can only be called a glorious one-man show. Due to the Cultist unit originally having a different voice-actor (specifically, Mark Oliver, who also voices Isador), McNeil attempts to copy the dialogue style Oliver used for the Cultist - and fails utterly. He comes across as high-pitched, whiny, and sounds, in balls-out seriousness, like Cornholio, Beavis' sugar-fueled alternate persona from Beavis and Butt-Head.

The Infamous Intro

Now compare it to:

This

Prosecution rests.

Still, at least the cultists have the balls to not run away screaming like a little bitch when the player's army overruns the Alpha Legion's stronghold. See here:

The Infamous Outro

See Also[edit | edit source]

Daria 40k.

Gallery[edit | edit source]