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'''THE GRAND DAD EMPIRE''' ARE a prolific VINESAUCE-centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY. Their largest periods of activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated, when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are ''not'' official Tournaments and are in no way affiliated with JOEL).
[[Image:Karamazov.gif|frame|right|Behold, the man and his chair]]


They operated out of the SilvaGunner YouTube channel until it was terminated in 2014, after which they appear to have transitioned briefly to GiivaSunner in September of 2016 before returning to SilvaGunner in June of 2018.
{{topquote|There is no such thing as a plea of innocence in my court, a plea of innocence is guilty of wasting my time. Guilty.|Actual quote from the man himself.}}


== CHANNELS ==
'''Lord [[Inquisitor]] Fyodor <s>Krazypantsoff</s> Karamazov''' is one of the most well-known members of the [[Ordo Hereticus]]. This is not because of any good reasons, except for maybe that pimping-[[dreadnought]]-toilet-seat called the "'''[[Throne of Judgement]]'''".
The original forums appeared to function as four services: preparation and communication in service of coming events, discussion about new HIGH-QUALITY RIPS, MEME showcase, and general VINESAUCE or unrelated discussion.


{{awesome}}== EVENTS ==
The old man's infamous for his scorched-earth approach to things. If he sees any [[heresy]], he blasts it from orbit with no regard to any collateral damage. If he needs a militia, he'll just requisition from whatever's available and send them to do the fighting...and then send orbital bombardments on their heads. IF asked about the collateral (most likely only if the one asking has equal or superior rank), all he reminds the questioner is that he got results and the innocents are now with the God-Emperor.
The VINESAUCE MEME events that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE held were known for being diverse and involved, due in large part to their incredibly strong YTP scene. These events would involve VINESAUCE-branded fan-made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS for SONGS that wouldn't exist for nearly a decade, and some that still don't!  They also hosted some of the first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments, with fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS.


In later years, an event known as GRAND FEST was hosting PREMIERES for GRAND DAD Fantasy, KING FOR ANOTHER DAY, GRANDmachine, HE THICC 69, and MEME Wars, as of 2019.
All in all, he's a posterboy for everything wrong with the Inquisition's methods.


== HIGH-QUALITY RIPS and MEMES ==
His name is a reference to the character in "The Grand Inquisitor", a story-within-a-story in a Russian novel "The Brothers Karamazov" by Fyodor Dostoyevsky.
Some HIGH-QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates in 5th and 6th edition.  Note that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE seem to have been most active between 2012 and 2019.


* GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO
==That one time on Salem Proctor==
* GRAND DAD 3: THE GAUNTLET OF ASS (FEATURING SMOL NOZOMI, TITO DICKMAN, SPONGE, HE THICC, and SANS UNDERTALE)
A staunch Amalathian, Karamazov is bitterly opposed to the notion of change, believing that the Emperor's plan for His people must be left to unfold as He planned and without the arrogant intervention of those who believe that they understand His will. He is a harsh judge and brooks no pleas of innocence, once famously boasting that he has sent more witches and heretics to their deaths than Macharius.
* GRAND DAD 4: GRAND DAD IS GOD
* GRAND DAD 5: DEATH TO 1D4CHAN


GRAND DAD IS LOVE
Fyodor is hated by the Ecclesiarchy and the Thorian faction of inquisitors (a group of resurrectionist inquisitors that wants to transfer Emperor's soul to someone similar to [[Sebastian Thor]]), and for a good reason too. It all started on a planet called Salem Proctor; basically, the planet's cardinal was an asshole heretic and everyone rebelled. A preacher named ''Icarael'' led the main rebellion, and everyone was so moved by his faith and actions that the local Inquisitors planned to snatch him away from the mayhem, and some even thought he was a vessel of the Emperor's spirit... until Fyodor came.
GRAND DAD IS LIFE
 
GRAND DAD WILL CONQUER THIS WIKI
Fyodor put Icarael on trial and tortured him for six month straight in a battle fortress without letting anyone in, not even other Inquisitors. This pissed everyone off, none more so than Ecclesiarch Decius XXIII, who petitioned the Masters of the Inquistion to have Fyodor arrested while other Inquisitors intended to beseige his fortress if the preacher wasn't released.
FOR MEMES
 
FOR VINESAUCE
Unfortunately for them, by the time the Ecclesiarch's demands reached him Fyodor had already proclaimed Icarael a heretic and had executed him via incineration, so Fyodor sent them Icarael's charred corpse and moved on to his next job. The Ecclesiarchy were so fucking pissed that they were going to arrest and examine the damned walkie-potty bald man... until the taint of chaos was uncovered among those who followed Icarael's teachings (no indication of whether that was because of Icarael or just the typical infiltration that chaos cults do). Fyodor was publicly vindicated while both the Ecclesiarchy and the Thorians could only eat crow while glaring at him.
AND FOR
 
SILVAGUNNER
For those of you fans of the [[TTS]] fanshow, he is currently acting as the [[Star Child]]’s new host body. True he has basically nothing in common with the Emperor, but he is so much of a grumpy violent nutjob that his wrinkly old soul was the most comfortable thing available.
[[Category: Meme]][[Category: GRAND DAD]][[Category: GRAND DAD Fantasy]][[Category: Awesome]]
 
==On Tabletop==
 
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Latest revision as of 13:54, 21 June 2023

Behold, the man and his chair

"There is no such thing as a plea of innocence in my court, a plea of innocence is guilty of wasting my time. Guilty."

– Actual quote from the man himself.

Lord Inquisitor Fyodor Krazypantsoff Karamazov is one of the most well-known members of the Ordo Hereticus. This is not because of any good reasons, except for maybe that pimping-dreadnought-toilet-seat called the "Throne of Judgement".

The old man's infamous for his scorched-earth approach to things. If he sees any heresy, he blasts it from orbit with no regard to any collateral damage. If he needs a militia, he'll just requisition from whatever's available and send them to do the fighting...and then send orbital bombardments on their heads. IF asked about the collateral (most likely only if the one asking has equal or superior rank), all he reminds the questioner is that he got results and the innocents are now with the God-Emperor.

All in all, he's a posterboy for everything wrong with the Inquisition's methods.

His name is a reference to the character in "The Grand Inquisitor", a story-within-a-story in a Russian novel "The Brothers Karamazov" by Fyodor Dostoyevsky.

That one time on Salem Proctor[edit | edit source]

A staunch Amalathian, Karamazov is bitterly opposed to the notion of change, believing that the Emperor's plan for His people must be left to unfold as He planned and without the arrogant intervention of those who believe that they understand His will. He is a harsh judge and brooks no pleas of innocence, once famously boasting that he has sent more witches and heretics to their deaths than Macharius.

Fyodor is hated by the Ecclesiarchy and the Thorian faction of inquisitors (a group of resurrectionist inquisitors that wants to transfer Emperor's soul to someone similar to Sebastian Thor), and for a good reason too. It all started on a planet called Salem Proctor; basically, the planet's cardinal was an asshole heretic and everyone rebelled. A preacher named Icarael led the main rebellion, and everyone was so moved by his faith and actions that the local Inquisitors planned to snatch him away from the mayhem, and some even thought he was a vessel of the Emperor's spirit... until Fyodor came.

Fyodor put Icarael on trial and tortured him for six month straight in a battle fortress without letting anyone in, not even other Inquisitors. This pissed everyone off, none more so than Ecclesiarch Decius XXIII, who petitioned the Masters of the Inquistion to have Fyodor arrested while other Inquisitors intended to beseige his fortress if the preacher wasn't released.

Unfortunately for them, by the time the Ecclesiarch's demands reached him Fyodor had already proclaimed Icarael a heretic and had executed him via incineration, so Fyodor sent them Icarael's charred corpse and moved on to his next job. The Ecclesiarchy were so fucking pissed that they were going to arrest and examine the damned walkie-potty bald man... until the taint of chaos was uncovered among those who followed Icarael's teachings (no indication of whether that was because of Icarael or just the typical infiltration that chaos cults do). Fyodor was publicly vindicated while both the Ecclesiarchy and the Thorians could only eat crow while glaring at him.

For those of you fans of the TTS fanshow, he is currently acting as the Star Child’s new host body. True he has basically nothing in common with the Emperor, but he is so much of a grumpy violent nutjob that his wrinkly old soul was the most comfortable thing available.

On Tabletop[edit | edit source]

Famous members of the Emperor's Holy Inquisition
Ordo Xenos: Amberley Vail - Bronislaw Czevak - Kyria Draxus - Gregor Eisenhorn - Kryptman
Solomon Lok - Jena Orechiel - Gideon Ravenor - Velayne Ramaeus - Helynna Valeria - Emil Darkhammer
Ordo Hereticus: Adrastia - Katarinya Greyfax - Fyodor Karamazov - Anton Zerbe
Ordo Malleus: Hector Rex - Mordecai Toth - Torquemada Coteaz - Jaq Draco
Thadus Valconet Horst - Covenant - Ivixia Dannica - Ghankus Dhar
Other Ordos: