Kromgol

Kromgol was a true brobarian. A half-orc barbarian from the age of Gygax, a man of men. Later raised to legend status (or to godhood depending on the fa/tg/uy) who taught to keep only what you need, and to love cats. His only weakness was extremely sweet things, like cubes of sugar.

What we do know is he was tall, wall eyed, and a simple man. He was a man of action, a man of purpose, a man of smashing things. And we got his statblock :

Player name; Greg

Character name; Kromgol

Race; Half-Orc

Class; Fighter (Barbarian)

Alignment; Chaotic Good

Patron diety; None (Faithless)

Str- 19 Con- 16 dex- 14 wis- 9 int- 9 Cha- 9

AC; 19

Weapon in hand; Long sword

Off Hand; Large shield

Possessions; flint & tinder, tent, bedroll, hammer

Magic items; Ornate necklace

Wealth; 156gp, 2 rubies

Description;

With black hair and eyes looking in two directions Kromgol looks like an idiot. He is masculine and a bit hairy, and prefers to wear no armor if possible.

Will; I, Kromgol, do hereby leave my belongings to Melor who has helped me on several occasions, including writing this will.

Sadly much of Kromgol's epic exploits have been lost to myth. Recently recovered documents mention only that Kromgol wished his possessions to be bequeathed to his companion Melor, one he credits to "helping him on many occasions," hinting at many great tales yet to be told.

Even death was no match for Kromgol, for it is said he had a son...alas he didn't he just had a faggoty mod with penchant for forcing memes.

Original story: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/12591647/