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| [[File:MYFAROG_Cover.jpg|200px|Right|thumb|A Lone knight standing up to a dragon. Nothing we haven't seen before.]]
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| -or the [[Racial Holy War|other]] [[/pol/]] RPG.
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| Remember [[Grimdark|Norwegian Black metal?]]
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| Remember Varg Vikernes?
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| Remember how he [[Inquisition|murdered his record manager on suspicion that he was going to try and kill him?]]
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| Want to play a game made by that same person after they've been given one and a half decades in prison to justify their actions and further affirm their racist beliefs?
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| Yes? Then, welcome traveller! Your quest ends here.
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| ('''MY''')thic ('''FA''')ntasy ('''RO''')leplaying ('''G''')ame is a pen and paper game created in 2015 by that same murdering, quickly-aging, racial superiority endorsing and, church-burning (though the latter is fervently denied) Norwegian black metal figurehead.
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| It turns out he is also a fan of old school tabletop RPG's, but this should be no surprise to anyone who's watched interviews with him, seen his [[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChBsOxskMpDmBAsgJ91fKcg|youtube channel]] or listened to the "Dungeon synth" portion of his discography. Either way it's one point for all the [[Jack Chick|religious nuts]] shrieking about the evils of DnD back in the 80's.
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| The game is what you would expect from Varg - A [[Vikings|viking]]-age pastiche setting in which the evil <s>Jews</s>Sicarri are trying to [[Racial_Holy_War|exterminate the aryan race]] by flooding Europe- I mean Thulê with black people- er, Koparmann. Also, thinly veiled Christians and Muslims are working to take over the world and kill one of the aryan gods and stick their guy on the throne instead. Women are [[-4_Str|much weaker]] than men and prone to dying in childbirth - just like in [[FATAL]]. Unlike FATAL, this game lacks spells that allow you to cum acid - which you will want to use on your own eyes because the entire core rulebook is printed in Papyrus and horrifically organized.
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| While a Modern Day Mythender-style romp where you smack down Yaweh, Jesus, and his angels could be a funtastic [[Fedora_Masters_RPG|fedora-fest]], Varg's warped understanding of history, the english language, and humanity in general severely limit his ability to make a playable game. At least FATAL has the advantage of being free.
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| ==See also==
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| *[[Hail and Kill]], a metal-based RPG that has a much more nuanced take on the conflict between Christianity and Norse Paganism and generally doesn't suck (and, amusingly, has a character based on Varg in it).
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| [[Category:Roleplaying]]
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