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| '''Miles Quaritch''', also known as '''Millhouse Quidditich''', but more commonly as '''Quaritch, Hero Of The Imperium''', is the singular good thing about the entirety of the movie [[Avatar]](the one with furries). Unlike Commissar Cain, who though awesome [[Heresy|is also secretly a coward]], is man with Adamantium balls that would impress even Tempestus Scions and Imperial Guard Veterans. At one point, he even walks out into Pandora's toxic atmosphere '''WITHOUT A MASK''' to shoot a '''MOTHERFUCKING PISTOL''' at an escaping VTOL because he is a '''BADASS'''. Later in the film, does he sit like a wuss and watch his men die? No. '''HE FUCKING JUMPS IN A [[Battlesuit|BATTLESUIT]] AND DECIDES TO WRECK THE SHIT OUT OF THE BLUE FURRIES.''' He almost succeeds in killing the Mary Sue furry, before some lame cat thing shows up and eats him. In short, an individual so awesome that he could get transferred to the Warhammer 40k universe and be about the same levels of [[Awesome|awesome]]. People can ramble about how this man is a meanie and how xenocide is bad, but we here at [[/tg/]] know [[Exterminatus|"Suffer Not The Alien To Live"]]. Besides, no humans would actually [[Humanity Fuck Yeah|give a shit anyway]].
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| While not technically relevant to tabletop gaming, we all know that this man is too Awesome not to include here on 1d4chan, and as such this article has been created.
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