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| Though being a semi perverse erorpg, that i cant see anyone playing IRL.
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| Nymphology is still however quite lulzy.
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| == New Spells ==
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| '''Baykdoyre’s Ultimate Lubrication''' - making orge/halfling crossbreeding a reality (matrial lard or animal fat)
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| '''Alter Breasts''' - anything from A to double D, on any gender
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| '''Change Orientation''' - a spell feared by macho barbarians and fighter alike
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| '''Clothes to clocolate, cream or oil''' - for some reason the farmer union hate people using this spell
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| '''Dirk's impressive tool''' - illusion that make his tool seem "enormous" and " beautiful". and makes people tell their friend abourt it. (matrials a sausage)
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| '''Hypnotic Rump''' - "renders the casters buttocks fascinating beyond belief"
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| '''locate clitoris''' - nothing funny, proberly usefull
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| '''morning wood''' - let youy store you morning wood for later use
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| '''Onestrum’s Personal Fluidic Enhancer''' - "spooge production that would make a titan proud"
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| '''Night Visitor''' - target gets a visit in the night. he wont get any benefits from sleeping (matrials: a feather and a piece of cheese... thats right)
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| '''Prismatic Chastity Belt''' - you suffer fire, acid, lightning, poisen, gets turned to stone and teleported to another plane
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| '''Protection from Mingers''' - makes it impossible for ugly people to come near you
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| '''Vinegar stokes''' - give people the sensation of being stuck right before orgasme, they can defend but not move or cast spells. a good way to escape
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| '''summen sex partner''' - force the summoned creature to service you... there a warning about meeting said creature outside of the spell.
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| '''Power word: orgasm''' - first no save. stuns creature somewhere between 1d6 to 3d6 depending on constitution. also a good but messy way to escape from battle
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| == New prestige classes ==
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| '''Agony Mage''': a mage that is good at guessing what you like, and has the power to give it to you. and has a funny feat called "blameless". That make the guards search for other suspects even if you are cought in the crime.
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| '''Mystic Pimp''': a guy who summons thing you can fap to... that about it. okay he is street wise, have a feat that tells him you orientation and fetishs, and lastly can get permant summons.
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| '''Seducer''': a person that can seduce anyone that is physicaly capable or not dead. (dont know about golems and elementals. but she could seduce a god with some luck)
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| '''peeping scryer''': he peeps that it. also have a feat called "Never forget an Arse" making him able to identify his peeping victims
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| some extras where also added to the skills such as
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| '''Alchemy''': Orcish fly, Lubricant jelly, delouser and hot flush
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| '''Concentration''': added rules for casting spells while doing it, and the holding off orgasmen via concentration. also fighting naked amazons is now the bane of wizard concentraion checks.
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| '''Perform''': can give bonus's to oral and pole dancing
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| == new items ==
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| '''Pop up porksword''': club with a catch on the handle, hitting it makes a 12 inch section spring out, that wobbles back and forth. acts as a +1 weopen but anything that touch's the sword is effected by power word: orgasm. charge a orc camp and pummel them into submission, imagine duel wielding two of those.
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| '''Cock rings''': includes rings of quantity, girth and penetrations... best left to the imagination. also i wonder if normal rings could be fitted down there too.
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| '''Bag of fondling''': put a something inside it and the bag will massage it.
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| '''carved monkey of spanking''': a statue that comes to life, spanking it make the user immune to sex effects for 24 hours
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| '''magic chastity belt''':
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| -the basic ones come with "arcane lock", some alarm the one who fittet it, if someone try's removing it.
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| -some bestow curses
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| -the toasting chastity belt cast burning hands on the interloper's crotch.
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| -shrivels chastity belt targets member and inflict 15d8 damage,
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| -the guardian belt that summons a guardian that apper's with a loud "ahem" before attacking.
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| '''Dayn's instant whorehouse''': a small cube that becomes a 40ft quare, 10 foot high wooden whorehouse with an orge bouncer and 2-8 host/hostess of the owners preference. it is described how people that damage if cought in the expanding house, leading me to imagine it being trown like a grenade... that would be a end to the BBEG
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| '''Jockstrap of impressive lunchbox''': a jockstrap that probes the mind of nearby females, forming the size that is most appealing to them. (do not use when around pixies)
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| '''Sexy sheets''': that makes you users sexier, and are also self cleaning
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| == New creatures ==
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| '''Colossal Gay Al''': a gaint tyrannosaur, thats brightly colored, have a good singing voice and drink enormous cocktails.
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| feel free to correct, add or delete it all if it breachs copyright (but please note it under discussion)
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