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| [[Image:Owlbear_anonib.jpg|thumb|right|D'AWWWWW]]
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| ''"when an Owl and a bear love each other very much...""''
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| ''"you get an Owlbear"'''
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| An '''Owlbear''' is what you get when some bored [[wizard]] combines a [[bear]] and an owl, and they have been a staple [[Dungeons & Dragons]] monster since the first edition. Although they look very [[cute]], plushy, and lovable, they are in fact purebred killers. Once you walk up to one for a hug, you will be immediately improved grabbed and mauled with cuteness until you expire. It's like that one episode of Spongebob where Squidward gets attacked by a sea bear [[Rape|(several times)]]. They '''WILL''' fuck your shit up.
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| Not as dangerous as the fearsome Ducksnake.
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| If someone asks for the stats of a non-/tg/ character, expect someone to paste the D&D 3.5 owl bear stats.
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Owlbears]] - the RPG
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| ==Gallery==
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| <gallery>
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| Image:Owlbear2.jpg
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| Image:Owlbear3.jpg
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| Image:Owlbear_porn.jpg
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| Image:Owlbear_Sooty.jpg
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| </gallery>
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| [[Category:Dungeons & Dragons]]
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