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| [[Image:Owlbear_anonib.jpg|thumb|right|D'AWWWWW]]
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| ''"when an Owl and a bear love each other very much..."''
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| ''"you get an Owlbear"''
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| An '''Owlbear''' is what you get when some bored (or very drunk) [[wizard]] combines a [[bear]] and an owl, and they have been a staple [[Dungeons & Dragons]] monster since the first edition. Although they look very [[cute]], plushy, and lovable, they are in fact purebred killers. Once you walk up to one for a hug, you will be immediately improved grabbed and mauled with cuteness until you expire. It's like that one episode of [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68h8-ESTY6o Spongebob where Squidward gets attacked by a sea bear] [[Rape|(several times)]]. They '''WILL''' fuck your shit up.
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| Not as dangerous as the fearsome Ducksnake, or the dreaded [[/co/|Manbearpig]].
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| If [[Stat me|someone asks for the stats of a non-/tg/ character]], expect someone to paste the D&D 3.5 owl bear stats.
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| Some try to make Owlbears scarier by making the name "the best description for a rare, fucked up looking monster", similar to the various mythical beasts like the [[Chimera]] or [[Sphinx]], or various cryptids.
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| Notably, it took five fucking editions for artists to realize that it should probably be given a head that actually looks like that of an owl, as opposed to an eagle, as can be seen in the gallery.
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Owlbears]] - the RPG
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| ==Gallery==
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| <gallery>
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| Owlbear Greyhawk.jpg|''Greyhawk'' supplement
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| Owlbear2.jpg|1e
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| Owlbear MCV1.jpg|2e
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| Owlbear MM 2e.png
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| Owlbear 3e.jpg|3e
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| Owlbear 4e.jpg|4e
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| Owlbear 5e.jpg|5e
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| Owlbear3.jpg
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| Owlbear_porn.jpg
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| Owlbear_Sooty.jpg
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| </gallery>
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| [[Category:Dungeons & Dragons]]
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