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| [[Image:Owlbear_anonib.jpg|thumb|right|D'AWWWWW]]
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| ''"when an Owl and a bear love each other very much..."''
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| ''"you get an Owlbear"''
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| An '''Owlbear''' is what you get when some bored (or very drunk) [[wizard]] combines a [[bear]] and an owl, and they have been a staple [[Dungeons & Dragons]] monster since the first edition. Although they look very [[cute]], plushy, and lovable, they are in fact purebred killers. Once you walk up to one for a hug, you will be immediately improved grabbed and mauled with cuteness until you expire. It's like that one episode of [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68h8-ESTY6o Spongebob where Squidward gets attacked by a sea bear] [[Rape|(several times)]]. They '''WILL''' fuck your shit up.
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| Not as dangerous as the fearsome Ducksnake, or the dreaded [[/co/|Manbearpig]].
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| If [[Stat me|someone asks for the stats of a non-/tg/ character]], expect someone to paste the D&D 3.5 owl bear stats.
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| Some try to make Owlbears scarier by making the name "the best description for a rare, fucked up looking monster", similar to the various mythical beasts like the [[Chimera]] or [[Sphinx]], or various cryptids.
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| Notably, it took five fucking editions for artists to realize that it should probably be given a head that actually looks like that of an owl, as opposed to an eagle, as can be seen in the gallery. This is because the owlbear wasn't originally meant to be a bear with an owl's head, but a bipedal creature modeled off of one of the cheap plastic "dinosaur" toys [[Gygax]] used as miniatures (the same origin as the [[Rust Monster]] and [[Bulette]]).
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Owlbears]] - the RPG
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| ==Gallery==
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| <gallery>
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| Owlbear toy.jpg|The original owlbear. Made in Hong Kong.
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| Owlbear Greyhawk.jpg|''Greyhawk'' supplement
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| Owlbear2.jpg|1e
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| Owlbear MCV1.jpg|2e
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| Owlbear MM 2e.png
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| Owlbear 3e.jpg|3e
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| Owlbear 4e.jpg|4e
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| Owlbear 5e.jpg|5e
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| Owlbear3.jpg
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| Owlbear_porn.jpg
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| Owlbear_Sooty.jpg
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| </gallery>
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| [[Category:Dungeons & Dragons]]
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