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[[Category:Magic: The Gathering]]
[[Image:Power Nine.jpg|thumb|right|You are looking at over $100,000 of cardboard.]]
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The '''Power Nine''' are the most powerful (and therefore expensive) cards in [[Magic: The Gathering]], all first printed in Limited Edition Alpha, the original form of the game. Every single one of them is so broken that they are banned in every format except Vintage (a format that exists as an asylum for cards too powerful for the other formats) and even then they're restricted to one per deck. The first magic video game, commonly known as Shandalar, had a defacto ban on these cards: Unlike every other card in the game, the Power Nine can only be obtained as random treasure from high level dungeons and you might go through dozens without finding one.
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[[Image:Power Nine.jpg|thumb|right|You are looking at $36,699.91 of cardboard.]]
The Power Nine are the most powerful (and therefore expensive) cards in [[Magic: The Gathering]], all first printed in Limited Edition Alpha, the original form of the game. Every single one of them is so broken that they are banned in every format except Vintage (a format that exists as an asylum for cards too powerful for the other formats) and even then they're restricted to one per deck.


== The Cards ==
== The Cards ==
=== Ancestral Recall ===
''Target player draws 3 cards.''


=== Ancestral Recall ===
''Target player draws 3 cards.''<br /><br />
That's ''three'' cards for one mana. If you're not immediately jizzing your pants at the thought of what you can do with that, you'll fit right in with the rest of /tg/ when it comes to Magic.
That's ''three'' cards for one mana. If you're not immediately jizzing your pants at the thought of what you can do with that, you'll fit right in with the rest of /tg/ when it comes to Magic.
=== Black Lotus ===
''Sacrifice Black Lotus: Add three mana of any one color to your mana pool.''
Mother of god.  Forget ''linear'' infinite mana, there are ways to go '''exponentially''' infinite mana with this.  Wizards has a long history of trying to "fix" this card, and every time except for one (Lotus Bloom, which takes ''three'' turns to get you mana and ''still'' ended up being the highlight of at least one World Championship deck) the "balanced" Lotus clone was still so hideously broken that it ended up getting banned.
=== Moxen ===
''Five artifacts, each imitating a basic land.''
This is a big deal because while basic lands are restricted to one per turn to keep endgame from happening by turn three, artifacts have no such restriction; you can play them all at once to [[Rape|get your heavy hitters on the board]] while your opponent is still playing with two-drops. This was even worse when the Moxen were originally printed, because at that time there was no restriction on the number of duplicate cards in your deck. You could replace all your basic lands with Moxen with no downside other than the time and money required to get the cards.


=== Time Walk ===
=== Time Walk ===
''Take an extra turn after this one.''<br /><br />
''Take an extra turn after this one.''
 
There have been many ways to take an extra turn in Magic, but this is and will always be the cheapest and least restrictive way to do it. This makes it trivial to set up a combo that lets you play the same Time Walk over and over again for infinite turns. In fact, for a while the sheer infamy of this card led to the DCI banning ''all'' cards of the form "take an extra turn after this one" from non-Vintage formats because of the distorting effect of infinite-turns combos, and all the extra-turn cards Wizards prints of late generally either have punishing preconditions or make you lose the game after the end of the extra turn.
There have been many ways to take an extra turn in Magic, but this is and will always be the cheapest and least restrictive way to do it. This makes it trivial to set up a combo that lets you play the same Time Walk over and over again for infinite turns. In fact, for a while the sheer infamy of this card led to the DCI banning ''all'' cards of the form "take an extra turn after this one" from non-Vintage formats because of the distorting effect of infinite-turns combos, and all the extra-turn cards Wizards prints of late generally either have punishing preconditions or make you lose the game after the end of the extra turn.


=== Timetwister ===
=== Timetwister ===
''Each player shuffles his or her hand and graveyard into his or her library, then draws seven cards.''<br /><br />
''Each player shuffles his or her hand and graveyard into his or her library, then draws seven cards.''
Timetwister isn't as obviously broken as the other members of the Power Nine, since it's seemingly symmetrical, but if there's a large ''asymmetry'' in players' current hand sizes the casting player can get a downright degenerate level of card swing out of one card and three mana, while kicking any combo pieces out of the opponents' hands.


=== Black Lotus ===
Timetwister isn't as obviously broken as the other members of the Power Nine, since it's seemingly symmetrical, but if there's a large ''asymmetry'' in players' current hand sizes the casting player can get a downright degenerate level of card swing out of one card and three mana, while kicking any combo pieces out of the opponents' hands and/or graveyards. Timetwister has the unique distinction of being the only member of the Power Nine ''not'' banned/restricted in every format; it's legal in Commander, though its expense and rarity means you're very unlikely to see it ''(and frankly in Commander there's a good chance you'll regret giving your opponent a fresh hand)''.
''Sacrifice Black Lotus: Add three mana of any one color to your mana pool.''<br /><br />
 
Jesus Christ, how horrifying. Wizards has a long history of trying to "fix" this card, and every time except for one (Lotus Bloom, which takes ''three'' turns to get you mana and ''still'' ended up being the highlight of at least one World Championship deck) the "balanced" Lotus clone was still so hideously broken that it ended up getting banned.
== Additional Contenders ==
A few cards have been called the tenth member of the Power Nine, but they have never been officially adopted as such because they were not ridiculously broken.
 
=== Contract from Below ===
''Discard your hand, ante the top card of your library, and draw 7 cards. Remove contract from below from your deck at the beginning of the game if you're not playing for ante.''
 
Literally banned from every format not because of its power level but because it incorporates literal gambling into the game. WotC banned it, alongside all other ante cards before the authorities would step in because the game had gambling elements. Ignoring the fact that it adds to your ante, it lets you draw a whole new hand for a single black mana. You are probably not losing if you just drew a whole new hand, and if this card can be built around (like in a storm deck) it is downright unstoppable. But again, since it is an ante card it cannot be legally used in any official format. Since Shandalar is a single-player video game the gambling problem isn't relevant and even then it's on the same defacto ban list as the Power Nine.
 
=== Library of Alexandria ===
''<nowiki>{T}</nowiki>: Add <nowiki>{1}</nowiki> to your mana pool.''<br>
''<nowiki>{T}</nowiki>: Draw a card. Activate this ability only if you have exactly seven cards in hand.''


=== The Moxen ===
More mana is always nice, but the second ability is what really makes this card. The extra drawing power might seem limited at first, but when you combine it with additional drawing power from any source this card becomes valuable in just about any deck that draws cards. This is so powerful that Library of Alexandria is Restricted in Vintage and Banned everywhere else.
''Five artifacts, each imitating a basic land.''<br /> <br />
This is a big deal because while basic lands are restricted to one per turn to keep endgame from happening by turn three, artifacts have no such restriction; you can play them all at once to [[Rape|get your heavy hitters on the board]] while your opponent is still playing with two-drops. This was even worse when the Moxen were originally printed, because at that time there was no restriction on the number of duplicate cards in your deck. You could replace all your basic lands with Moxen with no downside other than the time and money required to get the cards.


=== Sol Ring ===
=== Sol Ring ===
''<nowiki>{T}</nowiki>: Add <nowiki>{2}</nowiki> to your mana pool.''<br /><br />
''<nowiki>{T}</nowiki>: Add <nowiki>{2}</nowiki> to your mana pool.''
 
Sol Ring is a ridiculous mana source from Alpha that is restricted in Vintage, which leads many to refer to it as the tenth member of the Power Nine, although [[Arabian Nights|Library of Alexandria]] is also a strong contender for the title. Unlike the "real" Power Nine, Sol Ring is weak enough to be considered legal in [[Commander]], where the increased life totals and singleton limit on cards keep the ramp it provides from being too big of a deal.
Sol Ring is a ridiculous mana source from Alpha that is restricted in Vintage, which leads many to refer to it as the tenth member of the Power Nine, although [[Arabian Nights|Library of Alexandria]] is also a strong contender for the title. Unlike the "real" Power Nine, Sol Ring is weak enough to be considered legal in [[Commander]], where the increased life totals and singleton limit on cards keep the ramp it provides from being too big of a deal.


===Tolarian Academy===
''<nowiki>{T}</nowiki>: Add <nowiki>{U}</nowiki> to your mana pool for each artifact you control.''


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.  '''Banned.'''  Banned in Legacy, banned in Commander, restricted in Vintage.  This ''legendary'' land doesn't even come into play tapped.  It can pump more mana off the goddamn moxes and sol rings. 


== The 10th piece of power ==
[[Category:Magic: The Gathering]][[Category:Gamebreaking]][[Category:Gamer Slang]]
There has been much arguing over the years over the 10th piece of the power nine, the arguement has usually comedown to Library of Alexandria, and Sol Ring (which is played in almost every EDH deck and considered commanders signature ramp artifact). Obviously its -'''Shut up Newfag! Alright listen hear little one, anyone who tells you the 10th piece of power is either of those is talking you bullshit.''' The REAL 10th piece of power and (secretly) the best card in the game, which is literrally banned in every format due to it being '''Literally illegal to play''' in parts of America is...
 
== Contract from below ==
[[Image:Contract from below.jpeg|thumb|right|You are looking at a card so good its banned not because of its power level, because its literally illegal to play. its also worth around $3.00 US if you wanna go pick it up for casual play.]]
For context, Richard Garfield himself introduced a mechanic into the game called Ante back when it started up. This worked that if both players agreed to play ante, after shuffling up, they would put the top card of their deck into the ante zone. Whoever won the game '''Legally gained Ownership''' of the cards in the ante zone, basically playing to own a random card of an opponents and keep one of your own. This caused a lot of controversy due to it incorperating gambling into the game, so wizards acted like ante cards didnt exist and procedurally banned them from sanctioned play. Funny that the strongest card in the game is an ante card. Also every ante card has the clause of exiling it at the beggining of the game if you arent playing for ante.
'''But what is Contract from below?'''
The literal deal with the devil card.
''Discard your hand, ante the top card of your library, then draw 7 cards.''
''7 cards. A whole new hand, one black mana.''
This is literally a one sided wheel of fortune for a single black mana, who cares if you ante a card? You are likely not losing if you just drew a new hand! This card would still be banned even if it was not an ante card. ''But how can I play with ante without ante?'' Thats simple! If you want to play with ante without ante, treat ante as exiling the card. So exile the top card of your library then draw 7 cards '''FOR ONE BLACK MANA.'''
This is the best card in magic, better than black lotus.

Latest revision as of 14:49, 22 June 2023

You are looking at over $100,000 of cardboard.

The Power Nine are the most powerful (and therefore expensive) cards in Magic: The Gathering, all first printed in Limited Edition Alpha, the original form of the game. Every single one of them is so broken that they are banned in every format except Vintage (a format that exists as an asylum for cards too powerful for the other formats) and even then they're restricted to one per deck. The first magic video game, commonly known as Shandalar, had a defacto ban on these cards: Unlike every other card in the game, the Power Nine can only be obtained as random treasure from high level dungeons and you might go through dozens without finding one.

The Cards[edit | edit source]

Ancestral Recall[edit | edit source]

Target player draws 3 cards.

That's three cards for one mana. If you're not immediately jizzing your pants at the thought of what you can do with that, you'll fit right in with the rest of /tg/ when it comes to Magic.

Black Lotus[edit | edit source]

Sacrifice Black Lotus: Add three mana of any one color to your mana pool.

Mother of god. Forget linear infinite mana, there are ways to go exponentially infinite mana with this. Wizards has a long history of trying to "fix" this card, and every time except for one (Lotus Bloom, which takes three turns to get you mana and still ended up being the highlight of at least one World Championship deck) the "balanced" Lotus clone was still so hideously broken that it ended up getting banned.

Moxen[edit | edit source]

Five artifacts, each imitating a basic land.

This is a big deal because while basic lands are restricted to one per turn to keep endgame from happening by turn three, artifacts have no such restriction; you can play them all at once to get your heavy hitters on the board while your opponent is still playing with two-drops. This was even worse when the Moxen were originally printed, because at that time there was no restriction on the number of duplicate cards in your deck. You could replace all your basic lands with Moxen with no downside other than the time and money required to get the cards.

Time Walk[edit | edit source]

Take an extra turn after this one.

There have been many ways to take an extra turn in Magic, but this is and will always be the cheapest and least restrictive way to do it. This makes it trivial to set up a combo that lets you play the same Time Walk over and over again for infinite turns. In fact, for a while the sheer infamy of this card led to the DCI banning all cards of the form "take an extra turn after this one" from non-Vintage formats because of the distorting effect of infinite-turns combos, and all the extra-turn cards Wizards prints of late generally either have punishing preconditions or make you lose the game after the end of the extra turn.

Timetwister[edit | edit source]

Each player shuffles his or her hand and graveyard into his or her library, then draws seven cards.

Timetwister isn't as obviously broken as the other members of the Power Nine, since it's seemingly symmetrical, but if there's a large asymmetry in players' current hand sizes the casting player can get a downright degenerate level of card swing out of one card and three mana, while kicking any combo pieces out of the opponents' hands and/or graveyards. Timetwister has the unique distinction of being the only member of the Power Nine not banned/restricted in every format; it's legal in Commander, though its expense and rarity means you're very unlikely to see it (and frankly in Commander there's a good chance you'll regret giving your opponent a fresh hand).

Additional Contenders[edit | edit source]

A few cards have been called the tenth member of the Power Nine, but they have never been officially adopted as such because they were not ridiculously broken.

Contract from Below[edit | edit source]

Discard your hand, ante the top card of your library, and draw 7 cards. Remove contract from below from your deck at the beginning of the game if you're not playing for ante.

Literally banned from every format not because of its power level but because it incorporates literal gambling into the game. WotC banned it, alongside all other ante cards before the authorities would step in because the game had gambling elements. Ignoring the fact that it adds to your ante, it lets you draw a whole new hand for a single black mana. You are probably not losing if you just drew a whole new hand, and if this card can be built around (like in a storm deck) it is downright unstoppable. But again, since it is an ante card it cannot be legally used in any official format. Since Shandalar is a single-player video game the gambling problem isn't relevant and even then it's on the same defacto ban list as the Power Nine.

Library of Alexandria[edit | edit source]

{T}: Add {1} to your mana pool.
{T}: Draw a card. Activate this ability only if you have exactly seven cards in hand.

More mana is always nice, but the second ability is what really makes this card. The extra drawing power might seem limited at first, but when you combine it with additional drawing power from any source this card becomes valuable in just about any deck that draws cards. This is so powerful that Library of Alexandria is Restricted in Vintage and Banned everywhere else.

Sol Ring[edit | edit source]

{T}: Add {2} to your mana pool.

Sol Ring is a ridiculous mana source from Alpha that is restricted in Vintage, which leads many to refer to it as the tenth member of the Power Nine, although Library of Alexandria is also a strong contender for the title. Unlike the "real" Power Nine, Sol Ring is weak enough to be considered legal in Commander, where the increased life totals and singleton limit on cards keep the ramp it provides from being too big of a deal.

Tolarian Academy[edit | edit source]

{T}: Add {U} to your mana pool for each artifact you control.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Banned. Banned in Legacy, banned in Commander, restricted in Vintage. This legendary land doesn't even come into play tapped. It can pump more mana off the goddamn moxes and sol rings.