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In /tg/, when you die | [[Image:GET_IN_THE_BAG_screencap1.jpg|200px|thumb|right| | ||
In /tg/, when you die there are no angels, or tunnels with light, or perky goth chicks who won't bang you but you totally still imagine they will...<br> | |||
There is only Death, with a tight schedule.<br> | |||
And there is also the bag. ]] | |||
<p>'''The Bag''' is where we all go when we die. What started as a thread about silly takes on the Grim Reaper evolved into the ultimate subversion of all Grim Reaper tropes: a pointlessly antagonistic, harried salaryman with nary a shred of dignity or ostentation. He carries with him an ordinary bag, sometimes envisioned as an ordinary household trashbag, a burlap sack, or the adventurer's Bag of Holding; and he wants you to get inside quick-like. | |||
<p>Seeing as people can be a bit sentimental about where their loved ones end up when they die, mentioning the bag is one of the easiest and most surefire [[troll|trolling]] strategies. | |||
==The Bag== | ==The Bag== | ||
[[Image:Bag_of_Devouring.jpg|200px|thumb|left|I'll tell you this. This [[Dungeons and Dragons|bag]] is pretty much instant death (unless you have a miracle, true resurrection spell or anything like that). Even Trolls wouldn't use that thing...or would they?]] | |||
* YOU NEED TO GET FUCKING IN IT. | |||
* BLUH BLUH BLUH, YOUR FAMILY DIDN'T LIKE YOU ANYWAYS - NOW GET IN THE FUCKING BAG. | |||
* WELL SIR IT APPEARS THAT YOU DIED OF A CASE OF GETTING IN THE FUCKING BAG RIGHT NOW! | |||
* YEAH, YEAH, I'M SURE YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER IS REALLY BUSY NOT HEARING YOUR MESSAGES FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE BUT YOU REALLY NEED TO GET IN THE FUCKING BAG LADY. | |||
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Latest revision as of 14:07, 23 June 2023
There is only Death, with a tight schedule.
And there is also the bag.
The Bag is where we all go when we die. What started as a thread about silly takes on the Grim Reaper evolved into the ultimate subversion of all Grim Reaper tropes: a pointlessly antagonistic, harried salaryman with nary a shred of dignity or ostentation. He carries with him an ordinary bag, sometimes envisioned as an ordinary household trashbag, a burlap sack, or the adventurer's Bag of Holding; and he wants you to get inside quick-like.
Seeing as people can be a bit sentimental about where their loved ones end up when they die, mentioning the bag is one of the easiest and most surefire trolling strategies.
The Bag[edit | edit source]
- YOU NEED TO GET FUCKING IN IT.
- BLUH BLUH BLUH, YOUR FAMILY DIDN'T LIKE YOU ANYWAYS - NOW GET IN THE FUCKING BAG.
- WELL SIR IT APPEARS THAT YOU DIED OF A CASE OF GETTING IN THE FUCKING BAG RIGHT NOW!
- YEAH, YEAH, I'M SURE YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER IS REALLY BUSY NOT HEARING YOUR MESSAGES FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE BUT YOU REALLY NEED TO GET IN THE FUCKING BAG LADY.