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| == Twillight: Synopsis ==
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| Twillight is the next level of obnoxious fangirl faggotry, after the harry potter series.
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| basically a [[Mary Sue]] named bella gets saved from a car crash by edward, who is another [[Mary Sue]] who looks all semi-goth.
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| After half the entire fucking book of semi-romantic bullshit, we learn that he's a vampire (because of pale skin and red eyes).
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| the rest of the "action" involves [[Mary Sue]] bella, being saved by her ''hot sexy bloodsucking [[Mary Sue]] boyfriend'' and the "twist"
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| ends up being like this.
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| ''I'm gonna die a horrible death during childbirth, and my kid's gonna look like a hellspawn all because I fucked a vampire''
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| did I mention that twilight is shitty [[Mary Sue]] hell?
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| needless to say, it's the most boring fuckload of shit you will ever read, filled with "Plotholes bigger than jack thompson's asshole".
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| oh, and they '''They made a FUCKING MOVIE out of it!'''
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| == In conclusion: ==
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| ='''[[RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!]]'''=
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