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| [[Image:Bellasue2.jpg|thumb|right]]
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| Twillight is the next level of obnoxious fangirl faggotry, after the Harry Potter series.
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| == Plot Synopsis ==
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| Basically a [[Mary Sue]] named Bella gets saved from a car crash by Edward, who is also a [[Mary Sue|Marty Stu]] and looks all gothy and shit.
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| After half a fucking book of quasi-romantic crap, we learn that he's a [[Mary Sue|vampire]] (like you couldn't already fucking tell).
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| Most of the of the "action" revolves around [[Mary Sue|Bella]] being saved by her [[Mary Sue|''hot sexy bloodsucking boyfriend'']] and ends in a "twist" that can best be summed up as;
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| ''I'm gonna die a horrible death during childbirth, and my kid's gonna look like a [[Mary Sue|hellspawn]] all because I fucked a vampire''
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| Did I mention it's swamped with [[Mary Sue]]s?
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| == In conclusion: ==
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| <span style="color:#FF0000;font-size:2.5em">''' ''RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGEEEEEE'' '''</span>
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| == External Links ==
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| * [http://www.thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/bum-reviews/2741-twilight| Bum Reviews on ''Twilight'']
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| * [http://blogs.usaweekend.com/whos_news/2009/02/exclusive-steph.html| Stephanie Meyer sucks. Stephen King agreed, don't argue about it.]
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| <gallery>
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| Image:Gastontwilight.jpg|Gaston does not approve of this faggotry.
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| Image:King_Troll.jpg|Stephen King: master troll.
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| Image:Twilight_Fan_Comment.jpg|Oh sweet Buddha, tell me you're joking.
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| Image:LOLTWILIGHT.gif|The eventual ending to this clusterfuck of a series.
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| Image:Twilight_edward_nosferatu.jpg|
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| Image:Twilight_fan.png|The image above is a more accurate depiction of Twilight's fanbase than the screaming tweens you so often see in comics.
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| </gallery>
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