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The Brothers of Apathy | |Name = The Brothers of Apathy | ||
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|Founding = Unknown | |||
|Successors of = [[Ultramarines]] | |||
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|Specialty = Bein' Lazy Motherfuckers | |||
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|Allegiance = Chaos | |||
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Former loyalist's of the Ultra Marines who were lured into chaos by a Sorcerer who started dabbling in the "dark arts" and ended up corrupting nearly an entire sector to the ways of just kind of sitting back and relaxing. While they're pretty neutral towards most things, including the undivided Ruinous Powers and the accompanying gods, something about the Emperor just sitting around chilling on his bitching throne all day rubs them the wrong way. | |||
The Brothers of Apathy (the laziest mother fuckers this side of the golden throne) are a Chaos warband of previous Smurfs followers who got sick of Papa Smurf telling them to do shit and decided that going with Chaos would be better. (It did allow them to become large as fuck due to other warbands wanting to be as chill as them.) | |||
When all else fails though, | Mostly because everyone else says they're heretics for doing it themselves. They take out this passive aggression by exploiting and concurring, usually by totally not calling people back like they said they would, losing comm frequencies, or tricking people into beer runs or whatever. | ||
They do have problems though; try as they might, Chaos just won't let them crash on their comfy couches like they want and opts to keep them wide awake. It's not so bad though since it makes marathoning shit easier. | |||
They are currently "stuck" on a feudal ice world though, which is pretty bitching since it gives them an excuse to chill out and do whatever because fuck that noise outside, am I right? | |||
But try as they might, they occasionally have to put up the odd fight and thanks to other warbands agreeing with their chillax to the max philosophy, there's a lot of them. Trouble is, fighting is a lot of work and thanks to some crashed Rogue Traider ships, they have access to servo arms and teleporters, so they don't really have to do much of anything after the enemy gets in their face and demands rent or whatever those greenskins are always yelling about. | |||
When all else fails though, their bro Abaddon ALWAYS has their back. Man, that dude's alright. (Other warband wanting to be as chill as them though) | |||
[https://archive.moe/tg/thread/35575906/ archived creation of thread] | [https://archive.moe/tg/thread/35575906/ archived creation of thread] | ||
Revision as of 07:15, 18 October 2014
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| Founding | Unknown | |
| Successors of | Ultramarines | |
| Specialty | Bein' Lazy Motherfuckers | |
| Allegiance | Chaos | |
Former loyalist's of the Ultra Marines who were lured into chaos by a Sorcerer who started dabbling in the "dark arts" and ended up corrupting nearly an entire sector to the ways of just kind of sitting back and relaxing. While they're pretty neutral towards most things, including the undivided Ruinous Powers and the accompanying gods, something about the Emperor just sitting around chilling on his bitching throne all day rubs them the wrong way.
The Brothers of Apathy (the laziest mother fuckers this side of the golden throne) are a Chaos warband of previous Smurfs followers who got sick of Papa Smurf telling them to do shit and decided that going with Chaos would be better. (It did allow them to become large as fuck due to other warbands wanting to be as chill as them.)
Mostly because everyone else says they're heretics for doing it themselves. They take out this passive aggression by exploiting and concurring, usually by totally not calling people back like they said they would, losing comm frequencies, or tricking people into beer runs or whatever.
They do have problems though; try as they might, Chaos just won't let them crash on their comfy couches like they want and opts to keep them wide awake. It's not so bad though since it makes marathoning shit easier.
They are currently "stuck" on a feudal ice world though, which is pretty bitching since it gives them an excuse to chill out and do whatever because fuck that noise outside, am I right?
But try as they might, they occasionally have to put up the odd fight and thanks to other warbands agreeing with their chillax to the max philosophy, there's a lot of them. Trouble is, fighting is a lot of work and thanks to some crashed Rogue Traider ships, they have access to servo arms and teleporters, so they don't really have to do much of anything after the enemy gets in their face and demands rent or whatever those greenskins are always yelling about.
When all else fails though, their bro Abaddon ALWAYS has their back. Man, that dude's alright. (Other warband wanting to be as chill as them though)