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'''Selena Agna''' is the [[Canoness]] of the [[Sisters of Battle]]s Order of the Sacred Rose, stationed in the [[Kaurava System]]. One of the playable characters in the vidya gaem [[Dawn of War: Soulstorm]](Hell, she's in the cover so what's wrong with her?). She Leads her forces from Kaurava I, purging and burning the enemies of man in GLORIOUS flames and righteous zeal. Apparently, purging the enemies of man means killing anything that is loyal to man, seeing as the not only the Imperial Guard, but even the Space Marines are on the [[Exterminatus|'''PURGE WITH FIRE''']] list. Regardless of what way you choose to [[Skub|interpret the Kaurava conflict]], she is defeated. However, in [[The wet dream of selena agna|some endings she fairs better than others.]] Some like to think she faked her death to the Imperial Guard, and has been a part of [[Vance Motherfucking Stubbs|Stubb's harem]], as opposed to getting krumped by some smelly Ork. | '''Selena Agna''' is the [[Canoness]] of the [[Sisters of Battle]]s Order of the Sacred Rose, stationed in the [[Kaurava System]]. One of the playable characters in the vidya gaem [[Dawn of War: Soulstorm]](Hell, she's in the cover so what's wrong with her?). She Leads her forces from Kaurava I, purging and burning the enemies of man in GLORIOUS flames and righteous zeal. Apparently, purging the enemies of man means killing anything that is loyal to man, seeing as the not only the Imperial Guard, but even the Space Marines are on the [[Exterminatus|'''PURGE WITH FIRE''']] list. Regardless of what way you choose to [[Skub|interpret the Kaurava conflict]], she is defeated. However, in [[The wet dream of selena agna|some endings she fairs better than others.]] Some like to think she faked her death to the Imperial Guard, and has been a part of [[Vance Motherfucking Stubbs|Stubb's harem]], as opposed to getting krumped by some smelly Ork. | ||
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Selena Agna is the Canoness of the Sisters of Battles Order of the Sacred Rose, stationed in the Kaurava System. One of the playable characters in the vidya gaem Dawn of War: Soulstorm(Hell, she's in the cover so what's wrong with her?). She Leads her forces from Kaurava I, purging and burning the enemies of man in GLORIOUS flames and righteous zeal. Apparently, purging the enemies of man means killing anything that is loyal to man, seeing as the not only the Imperial Guard, but even the Space Marines are on the PURGE WITH FIRE list. Regardless of what way you choose to interpret the Kaurava conflict, she is defeated. However, in some endings she fairs better than others. Some like to think she faked her death to the Imperial Guard, and has been a part of Stubb's harem, as opposed to getting krumped by some smelly Ork.
Like every character in the game, she has little actual character development, and is unironically the weakest primary hero in the game in what is likely the weakest faction in the game. When ordered to attack, she will march up to said enemy, and deals a load of knockback damage. While nice against swarm armies, this ultimately means nothing, as this damage has nothing on heavy hitters like the force commander, Necron Lord, or Chaos Lord.