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A chaplain is a [[Space Marines|SPHESS MEHREEN]] version of a [[Commissar]]. | A chaplain is a [[Space Marines|SPHESS MEHREEN]] version of a [[Commissar]]. | ||
He is equipped with awesome black [[Pauldron|power armour]]. He doesn't execute people for [[heresy]], but he is allowed to torture heretics, mutants and | He is equipped with awesome black [[Pauldron|power armour]], artificer armour or even terminator armour. He also has a massive club to beat the living shit out of any space marine who's too pussy to punch that carnifex in the face. He doesn't execute people for [[heresy]], but he is allowed to torture heretics, mutants and zenos scum the chapter captures. Basically you have to imagine a batshit crazy enough Spess Mahrine to have even MORE warm fuzzies towards Emperor than usual, and is able to inspire those under his command to stop bitching that they just lost three testicles and an ear and to pick up that fucking sharp rock and stab it into a Bloodthirster's eye because godammit, that's how you make papa Emprah proud. | ||
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A chaplain is a SPHESS MEHREEN version of a Commissar. He is equipped with awesome black power armour, artificer armour or even terminator armour. He also has a massive club to beat the living shit out of any space marine who's too pussy to punch that carnifex in the face. He doesn't execute people for heresy, but he is allowed to torture heretics, mutants and zenos scum the chapter captures. Basically you have to imagine a batshit crazy enough Spess Mahrine to have even MORE warm fuzzies towards Emperor than usual, and is able to inspire those under his command to stop bitching that they just lost three testicles and an ear and to pick up that fucking sharp rock and stab it into a Bloodthirster's eye because godammit, that's how you make papa Emprah proud.