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'''THE GRAND DAD EMPIRE''' ARE a prolific VINESAUCE-centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY.  Their largest periods of activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated, when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are ''not'' official Tournaments and are in no way affiliated with JOEL).


The Covenant Carbine is one of the standard issue weapons for Sangheilies and a specialized weapon for Kig-Yars. The Covenant Carbine is a radioactive weapon that also includes its sister weapons such as the Fuel Rod Cannons and Assault Cannons. The damage seen by a Covernant Carbine is horrific and painful, and vast radiation burns and leakage could kill a normal human in mere seconds, [[Grimdark|usually the effects of such weapons is similar to that of the victims of Nukes;]] only Astartes could withstand such intense radiation.
They operated out of the SilvaGunner YouTube channel until it was terminated in 2014, after which they appear to have transitioned briefly to GiivaSunner in September of 2016 before returning to SilvaGunner in June of 2018.


==Variants==
== CHANNELS ==
The Covenant Carbine is part of the radioactive weaponry of the Covenant arsenal, radioactive weapons are used not only to heavily damage vehicles and life-forms, but can be also used to heavily contaminate the air and ecosystem.
The original forums appeared to function as four services: preparation and communication in service of coming events, discussion about new HIGH-QUALITY RIPS, MEME showcase, and general VINESAUCE or unrelated discussion.


==Covenant Carbine==
{{awesome}}== EVENTS ==
The standard issue and most popular weapon in the Sangheili armory; light, rigid, simply designed, dangerous, accurate, powerful, quiet, easy to maintain and easy to produce, it is understandable why millions of Sangheili often pick this weapon over their Plasma Rifle counterparts. The mechanisms that make up the Covenant Carbine are quite simple: a trigger, accelerator barrels, holographic scope, polymer covering, radiation discharge and a nuclear battery are the only components of a Covenant Carbine. When fired the highly agitated radioactive particles from the nuclear batteries are released, these particles are then accelerated at hyper-sonic speed by the accelerator barrels. Right before discharging the rounds, the radioactive discharge near the end of the barrel quickly sanitizes and cleans the radiation, reducing radiation burns and contamination of the user. When the accelerated particles hit a material, the intense kinetic and thermal energy produced by its hyper-sonic speed causes those radioactive particles to undergo fusion: the sudden implosion of the round yields power equivalent to that of a miniature Nuclear Bomb. This implosion causes even ceramite armor to crack and deform, and sometimes even shatter due to the extreme stress involve with the massive kinetic and thermal energy produced.
The VINESAUCE MEME events that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE held were known for being diverse and involved, due in large part to their incredibly strong YTP scene. These events would involve VINESAUCE-branded fan-made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS for SONGS that wouldn't exist for nearly a decade, and some that still don't!  They also hosted some of the first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments, with fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS.


==Fuel Rod Cannon==
In later years, an event known as GRAND FEST was hosting PREMIERES for GRAND DAD Fantasy, KING FOR ANOTHER DAY, GRANDmachine, HE THICC 69, and MEME Wars, as of 2019.
Also called the Fuel Rod Gun, this is usually the answer of a Covenant Rocket Launcher or Anti-Tank weaponry. Unlike the Carbine, the Fuel Rod Cannon uses entire cells of nuclear rods, called Fuel Rods, that once launched and impacted on a target, produces thermal and kinetic energy equivalent to a high grade Nuclear Bomb. Damages include complete vaporization of any unit, even Terminator units, and turning almost any vehicle short of a Titan into molten slag.


==Assault Cannon==
== HIGH-QUALITY RIPS and MEMES ==  
[[File:TLJ_Assault_Cannon.PNG|250px|thumb|right|When you just want to give those pesky [[Terminators|Terminators]] a new feeling of [[FATAL|pain]] and [[Rape|hell]]...]] The Big Brother of the Fuel Rod Cannon, and only mounted on M'galekgolo. These heavily specialized weapons uses several Nuclear Rods as a power-plant instead of ammunition. What makes them unique is their two-fire mode, called the single-shot variant and the beam variant. For the single-shot variant, unlike the Fuel Rod Cannon, the Assault Cannon uses "Globs" of the radioactive energy instead of the Fuel Rods themselves, coupled with its advanced internal cooling systems to allow the Assault Cannon to fire an indefinite amount of shots without over-heating. The next is the beam variant: this time the Assault Cannon turns the "Globs" of Nuclear Plasma into a beam like projectile, dubbed as "Radioactive Incendiary Gel", these turn the Assault Cannon into a fusion of a Flamer and a Meltagun, immolating everything in Nuclear Fire.
Some HIGH-QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates in 5th and 6th edition. Note that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE seem to have been most active between 2012 and 2019.


* GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO
* GRAND DAD 3: THE GAUNTLET OF ASS (FEATURING SMOL NOZOMI, TITO DICKMAN, SPONGE, HE THICC, and SANS UNDERTALE)
* GRAND DAD 4: GRAND DAD IS GOD
* GRAND DAD 5: DEATH TO 1D4CHAN


==Heavy Fuel Rod Cannon==
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The biggest in the Covenant's radioactive weaponry. This is literally an up-scaled model of a standard Fuel Rod Cannon. Only mounted on vehicles and turrets, a single shot is enough to liquify even a Baneblade or Tau Riptide, and heavily damage a Titan that is below Warlord-Class.
GRAND DAD IS LIFE
GRAND DAD WILL CONQUER THIS WIKI
FOR MEMES
FOR VINESAUCE
AND FOR
SILVAGUNNER
[[Category: Meme]][[Category: GRAND DAD]][[Category: GRAND DAD Fantasy]]

Revision as of 16:13, 14 August 2020

THE GRAND DAD EMPIRE ARE a prolific VINESAUCE-centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY. Their largest periods of activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated, when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are not official Tournaments and are in no way affiliated with JOEL).

They operated out of the SilvaGunner YouTube channel until it was terminated in 2014, after which they appear to have transitioned briefly to GiivaSunner in September of 2016 before returning to SilvaGunner in June of 2018.

CHANNELS

The original forums appeared to function as four services: preparation and communication in service of coming events, discussion about new HIGH-QUALITY RIPS, MEME showcase, and general VINESAUCE or unrelated discussion.

EVENTS

The VINESAUCE MEME events that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE held were known for being diverse and involved, due in large part to their incredibly strong YTP scene. These events would involve VINESAUCE-branded fan-made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS for SONGS that wouldn't exist for nearly a decade, and some that still don't! They also hosted some of the first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments, with fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS.

In later years, an event known as GRAND FEST was hosting PREMIERES for GRAND DAD Fantasy, KING FOR ANOTHER DAY, GRANDmachine, HE THICC 69, and MEME Wars, as of 2019.

HIGH-QUALITY RIPS and MEMES

Some HIGH-QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates in 5th and 6th edition. Note that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE seem to have been most active between 2012 and 2019.

  • GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO
  • GRAND DAD 3: THE GAUNTLET OF ASS (FEATURING SMOL NOZOMI, TITO DICKMAN, SPONGE, HE THICC, and SANS UNDERTALE)
  • GRAND DAD 4: GRAND DAD IS GOD
  • GRAND DAD 5: DEATH TO 1D4CHAN

GRAND DAD IS LOVE GRAND DAD IS LIFE GRAND DAD WILL CONQUER THIS WIKI FOR MEMES FOR VINESAUCE AND FOR SILVAGUNNER

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