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[[File:WardenMini.jpg|200px|right|thumb|True grit is shown through an epic beard and a thousand-yard stare. (Note that the gentleman pictured is a shield-captain, not a Warden, but the skirt is spot on.)]]
'''THE GRAND DAD EMPIRE''' ARE a prolific VINESAUCE-centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY. Their largest periods of activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated, when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are ''not'' official Tournaments and are in no way affiliated with JOEL).


Not to be confused with the [[Warder]] which is another type of specialized [[Adeptus Custodes]].
They operated out of the SilvaGunner YouTube channel until it was terminated in 2014, after which they appear to have transitioned briefly to GiivaSunner in September of 2016 before returning to SilvaGunner in June of 2018.


Custodian Wardens are veterans and really, ''really'' old Custodians that is still alive and kicking rather then being <s>demoted</s> 'retired' to a very large fellow in a hoody. Custodian Wardens are elite warriors within the Adeptus Custodes, each with several centuries of experience overseeing the defence of Terra. Equipped with Guardian Spears or Castellan Axes, their binding oaths of service allow them to resist wounds that would lay even another Custodian low.
== CHANNELS ==
The original forums appeared to function as four services: preparation and communication in service of coming events, discussion about new HIGH-QUALITY RIPS, MEME showcase, and general VINESAUCE or unrelated discussion.


Wardens can differentiate themselves from regular Custodes for having sillier-looking eagle ornaments on their helmets, and also for wearing skirts. Apparently, when you're a thousand-year old demigod bodyguard warrior monk, you just don't give a fuck any more.
== EVENTS ==
The VINESAUCE MEME events that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE held were known for being diverse and involved, due in large part to their incredibly strong YTP scene.  These events would involve VINESAUCE-branded fan-made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS for SONGS that wouldn't exist for nearly a decade, and some that still don't!  They also hosted some of the first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments, with fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS.


==Overview==
In later years, an event known as GRAND FEST was hosting PREMIERES for GRAND DAD Fantasy, KING FOR ANOTHER DAY, GRANDmachine, HE THICC 69, and MEME Wars, as of 2019.


As you know, how old one counts a Custodian Warden is up to debate. However, it can be stated that these guys are the rough Custodes equivalent to a [[Space Marine]] [[Veteran Squad]]. Although it is quite the convenience that you have a job that promotes you just by how much grey hair you have, granted that job is one of the most stressful and dangerous job in the Imperium. Then again, you're a superhuman transhuman who can bench press Terminators for breakfast so such dangers aren't really an issue.
== HIGH-QUALITY RIPS and MEMES ==
Some HIGH-QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates in 5th and 6th edition. Note that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE seem to have been most active between 2012 and 2019.


What is known is that these guys hit like a freight train. This in itself is relatively unsurprising given the [[Custodian Guard|type]] [[Sentinel Guard|of]] [[Shield-Captain|army]] [[Coronus Grav Carrier|we]] [[Pallas Grav-Attack|are]] [[Caladius Grav-Tank |dealing]] [[Contemptor-Galatus Dreadnought|with]] [[Telemon Heavy Dreadnought|here.]] Custodian Wardens may, at first glance, appear very similar to Custodian Guard, and indeed, these elite warriors perform much the same role as their brethren, but with some added benefits. Not only that. The first of such benefits is Binding Oaths, a special rule that further boosts the durability of a unit that is already very hard to kill. Basically, you have to roll a D6 each time a model in this unit loses a wound. Any rolls on a 6 and that damage is ignored and the wound is not lost. It may not sound too shabby at first, but consider that the most basic of Custodian have fucking Invuln saves and that shit becomes ballistic.
* GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO
* GRAND DAD 3: THE GAUNTLET OF ASS (FEATURING SMOL NOZOMI, TITO DICKMAN, SPONGE, HE THICC, and SANS UNDERTALE)
* GRAND DAD 4: GRAND DAD IS GOD
* GRAND DAD 5: DEATH TO 1D4CHAN


Additionally, one of their main weapons, the Castellan Axe is a S8 AP-2, D3 damage weapon that can cleave MEQs like butter.  Whilst the axe may not have the same armor piercing capabilities as a Guardian Spear, the fact that it provides a +3 boost in strength is ridiculous.
GRAND DAD IS LOVE
GRAND DAD IS LIFE
GRAND DAD WILL CONQUER THIS WIKI
FOR MEMES
FOR VINESAUCE
AND FOR
SILVAGUNNER


All in all, for being a veteran unit, the Custodian Warden surely delivers.
[[Category: Meme]][[Category: GRAND DAD]][[Category: GRAND DAD Fantasy]]
 
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Revision as of 01:52, 8 February 2020

THE GRAND DAD EMPIRE ARE a prolific VINESAUCE-centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY. Their largest periods of activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated, when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are not official Tournaments and are in no way affiliated with JOEL).

They operated out of the SilvaGunner YouTube channel until it was terminated in 2014, after which they appear to have transitioned briefly to GiivaSunner in September of 2016 before returning to SilvaGunner in June of 2018.

CHANNELS

The original forums appeared to function as four services: preparation and communication in service of coming events, discussion about new HIGH-QUALITY RIPS, MEME showcase, and general VINESAUCE or unrelated discussion.

EVENTS

The VINESAUCE MEME events that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE held were known for being diverse and involved, due in large part to their incredibly strong YTP scene. These events would involve VINESAUCE-branded fan-made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS for SONGS that wouldn't exist for nearly a decade, and some that still don't! They also hosted some of the first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments, with fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS.

In later years, an event known as GRAND FEST was hosting PREMIERES for GRAND DAD Fantasy, KING FOR ANOTHER DAY, GRANDmachine, HE THICC 69, and MEME Wars, as of 2019.

HIGH-QUALITY RIPS and MEMES

Some HIGH-QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates in 5th and 6th edition. Note that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE seem to have been most active between 2012 and 2019.

  • GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO
  • GRAND DAD 3: THE GAUNTLET OF ASS (FEATURING SMOL NOZOMI, TITO DICKMAN, SPONGE, HE THICC, and SANS UNDERTALE)
  • GRAND DAD 4: GRAND DAD IS GOD
  • GRAND DAD 5: DEATH TO 1D4CHAN

GRAND DAD IS LOVE GRAND DAD IS LIFE GRAND DAD WILL CONQUER THIS WIKI FOR MEMES FOR VINESAUCE AND FOR SILVAGUNNER

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