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Commander Dante is the oldest living (non-Chaos, non-Primarch) space marine who is not in a dreadnought.  He is the victor of countless campaigns and his deeds are indistinguishable from legend.
Commander Dante is the oldest living (non-Chaos, non-Primarch) space marine who is not in a dreadnought.  He is the victor of countless campaigns and his deeds are indistinguishable from legend.


In the plot, Sanguinius made a prophecy that there will be some great battle that will kick the asses of all others and that there will be a great, golden warrior standing between the [[Emperor]] and the darkness.  Dante thinks that this golden warrior is him because he has an ego so massive that if it was a physical object it would collapse under it's own weight and turn into a black hole from which nothing but douchebaggery may escape.  In other words, it is about 10% the size of [Rowboat Girlyman[Roboute Guilliman]]'s.
In the plot, Sanguinius made a prophecy that there will be some great battle that will kick the asses of all others and that there will be a great, golden warrior standing between the [[Emperor]] and the darkness.  Dante thinks that this golden warrior is him because he has an ego so massive that if it was a physical object it would collapse under it's own weight and turn into a black hole from which nothing but douchebaggery may escape.  In other words, it is about 10% the size of [[Roboute Guilliman|Rowboat Girlyman's.]]


He also worked with a Necron army to defeat a Tyranid hive fleet and is secretly gay for a Necron Lord named the Silent King (if you can be gay for a genderless robot, enjoy your [[Black_Library|Black Library]]).
He also worked with a Necron army to defeat a Tyranid hive fleet and is secretly gay for a Necron Lord named the Silent King (if you can be gay for a genderless robot, enjoy your [[Black_Library|Black Library]]).


[[Category:Imperial]][[Category:Warhammer 40,000]]
[[Category:Imperial]][[Category:Warhammer 40,000]]

Revision as of 02:22, 11 January 2011

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Commander Dante is the oldest living (non-Chaos, non-Primarch) space marine who is not in a dreadnought. He is the victor of countless campaigns and his deeds are indistinguishable from legend.

In the plot, Sanguinius made a prophecy that there will be some great battle that will kick the asses of all others and that there will be a great, golden warrior standing between the Emperor and the darkness. Dante thinks that this golden warrior is him because he has an ego so massive that if it was a physical object it would collapse under it's own weight and turn into a black hole from which nothing but douchebaggery may escape. In other words, it is about 10% the size of Rowboat Girlyman's.

He also worked with a Necron army to defeat a Tyranid hive fleet and is secretly gay for a Necron Lord named the Silent King (if you can be gay for a genderless robot, enjoy your Black Library).