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== What The Fuck Happened, Yo == | == What The Fuck Happened, Yo == | ||
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To be brief, the Dark Eldar are those Eldar that decided to embrace the gentle, sensuous caress of Slaanesh after the [[Eye Of Terror]] was created. They decided that continuous clusterfucking was pretty cool, and so continued to do so between capturing slaves and opening designer shops for gay bars. | To be brief, the Dark Eldar are those Eldar that decided to embrace the gentle, sensuous caress of Slaanesh after the [[Eye Of Terror]] was created. They decided that continuous clusterfucking was pretty cool, and so continued to do so between capturing slaves and opening designer shops for gay bars. | ||
The whole deal begins when the Eldar established an empire of their own in the galaxy. They became complacent, bored and horny. Basically, they just fucked so goddamn much that they tore open the universe, which is pretty fucking hot. /r/ rule #34, fuck yes. | The whole deal begins when the Eldar established an empire of their own in the galaxy. They became complacent, bored and horny. Basically, they just fucked so goddamn much that they tore open the universe, which is pretty fucking hot. /r/ rule #34, fuck yes. | ||
Revision as of 20:59, 6 November 2008
The Dark Eldar are the pathetic dark side of the Eldar, and pretty much prove that the Eldar in general is a race made of complete fucking wimps. Basically, the Dark Eldar pick on lightly defended communities and raid them for slaves. And blood. It's generally accepted, even by the Dark Eldar themselves, that they have no potential for dominance in the 40k Galaxy.
What The Fuck Happened, Yo
To be brief, the Dark Eldar are those Eldar that decided to embrace the gentle, sensuous caress of Slaanesh after the Eye Of Terror was created. They decided that continuous clusterfucking was pretty cool, and so continued to do so between capturing slaves and opening designer shops for gay bars. The whole deal begins when the Eldar established an empire of their own in the galaxy. They became complacent, bored and horny. Basically, they just fucked so goddamn much that they tore open the universe, which is pretty fucking hot. /r/ rule #34, fuck yes.
What ACTUALLY Happened, For Serious
Macha got laid. Ages ago. She's been lying to us. The universe at large thought that this was an affront, and tore itself a new one in response. You silly fuckers, did you think that just by fucking, the Eldar race as a whole could create the Eye Of Terror?
Actually, it is far more likely that the C'tan did it. Hell, it's more likely that the 'nids did it. Macha will never get laid.
