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What [[Games Workshop|Geedubs]] aspires to be.
What [[Games Workshop|Geedubs]] aspires to be.

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What Geedubs aspires to be.

The Walt Disney Company, also known as Disney or The Mouse, is an ancient juggernaut of a company made in ages past, and therefore is completely out of touch and sees everyone as walking piles of cash. They started out as an animated film company and went from there.

Chances are you’ve heard of them, and so has /tg/, mainly because some franchises we like have been bought up by the greedy motherfuckers over the years. Mainly Star Wars.

History

Walt Disney, planning his underwater hypercapitalist utopia

Once upon a time there was a man from the magical land of Chicago there was a young man named Walter who liked to draw and got into the new film industry in the roaring 20s making short animated films. He was a decent artist who soon got a firm grip on animation, but he was a better businessman. He gathered talented people, cultivated their skills and methods and pushed the envelope with "Steamboat Willie", the first animated short with sound. By the 1930s Disney had become a household name with a large amount of shorts and eventually releasing the Snow White first feature length animated film in 1937. In World War II he got a lot of money from the US Government making Propaganda and afterwards, Disney was swimming in money like a Cartoon Duck. He had a vast studio, a brand known around the world, the cash to persue big prestige projects like massive theme parks and became an icon of American Success. He was also a union-busting sexist jerk who smoked himself to death.