Dohohoho

A meme taken from the "The Muppet Show" on television. In case you're a newfag (and a newborn), the's show's premise was a vaudeville-like theatre, with puppet/marionettes as performers, and celebrity guest-stars. Up in the theatre's high-class balcony seats were two old men, Statler and Waldorf, who would heckle and jeer at everything and laugh at their own heckling with a distinctive chuckle.

A DM managed to crowbar in a Statler & Waldorf pair into a colosseum where the player characters were fighting. The DM just lifted lines straight from the Muppet Show ("never did stealing quotes feel so good"), and his players somehow managed to restrain themselves from choking the living shit out of him.

"Well, that fight was different." "Did you like it?" "No." "Then it wasn't different." After a fumble... "Well, you gotta give him credit" "Why's that?" "He's gonna keep on trying until he succeeds." "DOHOHOHO!" "I call that a medium maneuver." "A medium maneuver?" "Yeah. It wasn't rare, and it definitly wasn't well done!" One of the fighters loses their cool, and fires an arrow at them in the stands "Looks like that boy was trying to make a point." "Shame it went right over our heads!" "DOHOHOHO!" "I hate spells with a long casting time." "Why's that?" "It makes this fight take longer." "DOHOHOHOHOHOHO!" "I wish I didn't succeed my Spot check." "Why?" "Now I actually have to see the fight." "DOHOHOHOHOHO!" "You old fool! You slept through the fight!" "Who's the fool? You watched it!" "DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO"

"There's nothing like good combat." "Yup, and that was nothing like good combat." "I wonder if that bard can sing tenor." "Tenor?" "Yeah, ten or eleven miles away." "DOHOHOHOHOHO!" "Looks like that Wizard cast Sleep down there." "I wish he'd cast it up here too!" "DOHOHOHOHOHO!" "You know what would be great if we were mages?" "Yeah. We could summon better combatants." "DOHOHOHOHOHO!" "Hey look, it's a half-elf." "What's the other half?" "Not good at fighting, that's for sure." "Dohohohohohohoho!" "I dont envy that Mind Flayer" "Why?" "He isn't going to have a lot to flay down there!" "DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO" "So, is that Paladin lawful good?" "I don't know about lawful, be he sure isn't good." "DOHOHOHOHOHO!"

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Hey, wake up or you'll miss the best part of the article!

Really? What part is that?

The ending!

DOHOHOHO!