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* He hangs out with [[Dwarves|dorfs]]. | * He hangs out with [[Dwarves|dorfs]]. | ||
* [[Meme|I think Drizzt is a pretty cool guy. eh kills demons and doesn't afraid of anything.]] | * [[Meme|I think Drizzt is a pretty cool guy. eh kills demons and doesn't afraid of anything.]] | ||
* His name sounds exactly like the Russian word for "diarrhea" (was even renamed into Dzzirt in the official Russian translation, go figure). |
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Drizzt Do'Urden is the Drow elf protagonist of several of R.A. Salvatore's Forgotten Realms novels. He is well known and hated on /tg/ for being the origin of the "Good Drow fighting to prove themselves worthy despite the sins of their kin while dual-wielding scimitars" stereotype used as a template to create characters by hundreds upon thousands of pathetically unoriginal idiots the world over. He is also commonly described as a Mary Sue, although whether this is really a property of the character himself or if he's simply tainted by association with all the knock-off characters he spawned is open to debate.
Ok, so why is this son of a bitch so popular?
- Drizzt is a unique and beautiful snowflake.
- He has lavender eyes, making him popular among ladies.
- Drow are hot, and Drizzt is a drow- therefore we can safely conclude that Drizzt is hot.
- He hangs out with dorfs.
- I think Drizzt is a pretty cool guy. eh kills demons and doesn't afraid of anything.
- His name sounds exactly like the Russian word for "diarrhea" (was even renamed into Dzzirt in the official Russian translation, go figure).