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Early life. | |||
Duncan was born in the year 1000 BCE, born in the city of Atlantis he was the son of Mourtzouphlos Rhodes, the greatest artist to ever walk the earth. | |||
Duncan quickly grew in both age and artistic ability, and Mourtzouphlos, in an attempt to keep his son from eclipsing him in skill, cursed his son, he would now have to walk the earth, and eternally attempt to out-compete Bear Grylls in heroic accomplishment. And thus did Mourtzouphlos sink Atlantis to the bottom of the ocean upon his departure, so that he may never return home. | |||
Life in exile. | |||
Duncan scoured the earth for opportunities to best Bear Grylls, including slaying the last Yeti and shedding manly tears, reviving Stalin so he could bury him alive, Landing on the moon BEFORE IT WAS COOL and building a Jet Fighter halfway up Everest to beat the record time. | |||
Alas, he never could best the great bear, until one day... | |||
The year was 2010, and our hero had just finished obliterating an army of mummies with nought but a herring and the Ni. Lost and alone for 41 days in the desert he became unbelievably thirsty, and he thought to himself "The only thing I can do is drink my own pee" | |||
But he refused. | |||
And escaped the desert on willpower alone. | |||
and the curse was lifted. | |||
Career in Games Workshop. | |||
Duncan travelled to Nottingham, knowing that an unclear destiny awaited him there, and he saw the great and terrifying citadel of Games Workshop. | |||
He saw the games of Warhammer, both fantasy and 40k, and saw that people were put off due to the skill required to paint the models properly and lacking a decent tutorial. | |||
And so did Duncan present his skill and sell his soul to GW, making Youtube guides so that we may see his ability, and he may sow the seeds of his great ability unto us, so that painting these models may seem a lot easier, and we may follow in his great footsteps. | |||
He is truly, a pretty cool guy. |
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Guy that does GW's youtube videos
Pretty cool guy
Early life.
Duncan was born in the year 1000 BCE, born in the city of Atlantis he was the son of Mourtzouphlos Rhodes, the greatest artist to ever walk the earth. Duncan quickly grew in both age and artistic ability, and Mourtzouphlos, in an attempt to keep his son from eclipsing him in skill, cursed his son, he would now have to walk the earth, and eternally attempt to out-compete Bear Grylls in heroic accomplishment. And thus did Mourtzouphlos sink Atlantis to the bottom of the ocean upon his departure, so that he may never return home.
Life in exile.
Duncan scoured the earth for opportunities to best Bear Grylls, including slaying the last Yeti and shedding manly tears, reviving Stalin so he could bury him alive, Landing on the moon BEFORE IT WAS COOL and building a Jet Fighter halfway up Everest to beat the record time. Alas, he never could best the great bear, until one day... The year was 2010, and our hero had just finished obliterating an army of mummies with nought but a herring and the Ni. Lost and alone for 41 days in the desert he became unbelievably thirsty, and he thought to himself "The only thing I can do is drink my own pee" But he refused. And escaped the desert on willpower alone. and the curse was lifted.
Career in Games Workshop.
Duncan travelled to Nottingham, knowing that an unclear destiny awaited him there, and he saw the great and terrifying citadel of Games Workshop. He saw the games of Warhammer, both fantasy and 40k, and saw that people were put off due to the skill required to paint the models properly and lacking a decent tutorial. And so did Duncan present his skill and sell his soul to GW, making Youtube guides so that we may see his ability, and he may sow the seeds of his great ability unto us, so that painting these models may seem a lot easier, and we may follow in his great footsteps.
He is truly, a pretty cool guy.