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Ah, Electronic Arts (often shortened to EA)... yeah, fuck them
Ah, Electronic Arts (often shortened to EA)... yeah, fuck them


Basically, here is a quick history to the monsterous conglomerate we know as EA
Basically, here is a quick history to the monstrous conglomerate we know as EA




Long, Long ago...
Long, Long ago...
in a time now forgotten...
in a time now forgotten...
EA gave a shit what their costomers wanted, in fact they were hailed as one of the greatest groups in the gaming industry, seeing an EA logo meant you would be in for an enjoyable time. Not any more
EA gave a shit what their customers wanted, in fact they were hailed as one of the greatest groups in the gaming industry, seeing an EA logo meant you would be in for an enjoyable time. Not any more


No one really knows why EA became shit but it is suspected that (like all large companies) they forgot what it was that made them great (I.E. CARING ABOUT THE CUSTOMER)
No one really knows why EA became shit but it is suspected that (like all large companies) they forgot what it was that made them great (I.E. CARING ABOUT THE CUSTOMER)
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To bad, I'm here to rant, not give you a history lesson
To bad, I'm here to rant, not give you a history lesson


Anyway, EA decided at one point "hey, why should we work hard when we could buy out other succesfull game producers and slowly drive them into the ground?" and so they did
Anyway, EA decided at one point "hey, why should we work hard when we could buy out other successful game producers and slowly drive them into the ground?" and so they did


they have, in fact, been doing this for years, as such fans of games that now bear the EA logo have begun to think of it as a slow acting [[Rock Of Doom]]
they have, in fact, been doing this for years, as such fans of games that now bear the EA logo have begun to think of it as a slow acting [[Rock Of Doom]]


This has become even more aparent after their aquisition of [[Bioware]] where they have completly fucked it over
This has become even more apparent after their acquisition of [[Bioware]] where they have completely fucked it over

Revision as of 17:29, 24 May 2012

Ah, Electronic Arts (often shortened to EA)... yeah, fuck them

Basically, here is a quick history to the monstrous conglomerate we know as EA


Long, Long ago... in a time now forgotten... EA gave a shit what their customers wanted, in fact they were hailed as one of the greatest groups in the gaming industry, seeing an EA logo meant you would be in for an enjoyable time. Not any more

No one really knows why EA became shit but it is suspected that (like all large companies) they forgot what it was that made them great (I.E. CARING ABOUT THE CUSTOMER)

Either way that is the past... what? you wanted more? To bad, I'm here to rant, not give you a history lesson

Anyway, EA decided at one point "hey, why should we work hard when we could buy out other successful game producers and slowly drive them into the ground?" and so they did

they have, in fact, been doing this for years, as such fans of games that now bear the EA logo have begun to think of it as a slow acting Rock Of Doom

This has become even more apparent after their acquisition of Bioware where they have completely fucked it over