Elf

Elves are forest-dwelling sisses; the antithesis to the manly dwarf race. Elves are the chosen race of many mary sues in the fantasy setting thanks to their pointed ears, slender builds and and ever-perky breasts.

Even this masculine elf is actually female.

Or that could be why they're always scantily-clad and the fantasy of neckbeards everywhere.

Typical Elven Traits and Habits

Some people take this shit too far.

DM of the Rings webcomic

• Having long/pointed ears
• Hugging trees
• Eating granola
• Kissing bunnies
• Prancing in meadows
• Being sissies or girls

All elves are female until proven otherwise.

In much the same way that a single dwarf can kill ten orcs, ten orcs can easily rape an elf.