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The Emperor's list of Things to do after Resurrection
The God-Emperor of Mankind has been taking a bit of a breather lately, but don't think that he has stopped caring and looking after humanity. As a matter of fact, the Adeptus Custodes happens to have this reassuring list of things that the Emperor intends to do once he's finished taking a little nap, and had a good breakfast.
The Holy List (in no particular order)
- Reunite with the remaining loyal Primarchs
- Wake The Lion from his coma on The Rock.
- Heal Roboute Guilliman of his mortal wound so he may lead the Ultramarines once again.
- Find Jaghatai Khan in the Webways
- Find Vulcan, Corax and Leman Russ
- Purge the corruption from the remnants of the Imperium
- Restore the Adeptus Astartes to their formal glory
- Start a second Great Crusade to reclaim the galaxy in the name of the Imperium
- Personally lead the Crusade until the end
- Destroy the traitor Primarchs, starting with Fulgrim