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The Eldar had such dominance of the Galaxy for such a long time (read; thousands of years), they started to lose interest in menial tasks. | The Eldar had such dominance of the Galaxy for such a long time (read; thousands of years), they started to lose interest in menial tasks. | ||
As these are Elves with their intelligence, longevity and enhanced senses, | As these are Elves with their intelligence, longevity and enhanced senses, this meant sodomy and masochism. So much sodomy and masochism they fucked [[Slaanesh|this charming specimen]] into existence. | ||
Cue [[Rape|Galactic scale lulz]]. | Cue [[Rape|Galactic scale lulz]]. | ||
Thus the Elfdar are now a fractured people. Some survived through [[Dark Eldar|hiding in a webway-city where said sodomy and masochism is not just acceptable, but encouraged]] | Thus the Elfdar are now a fractured people. Some survived through [[Dark Eldar|hiding in a webway-city where said sodomy and masochism is not just acceptable, but encouraged]]. Others through [[Eldar|noticing that the debauchery was getting out of hand and left long before the Fall to live hard lives on Death Worlds/floated away in living spacecraft]], [[Grimdark|many of which did not escape in time]], or [[Harlequin|dancing around the webway with their patron Cegorach]]. | ||
This all paved the way for the [[Great Crusade|Great Crusade]], and all the Grimdark that followed. | This all paved the way for the [[Great Crusade|Great Crusade]], and all the Grimdark that followed. | ||
Revision as of 12:32, 18 September 2013
The Eldar had such dominance of the Galaxy for such a long time (read; thousands of years), they started to lose interest in menial tasks.
As these are Elves with their intelligence, longevity and enhanced senses, this meant sodomy and masochism. So much sodomy and masochism they fucked this charming specimen into existence.
Cue Galactic scale lulz.
Thus the Elfdar are now a fractured people. Some survived through hiding in a webway-city where said sodomy and masochism is not just acceptable, but encouraged. Others through noticing that the debauchery was getting out of hand and left long before the Fall to live hard lives on Death Worlds/floated away in living spacecraft, many of which did not escape in time, or dancing around the webway with their patron Cegorach.
This all paved the way for the Great Crusade, and all the Grimdark that followed.