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Fantasy armor has a long and noble tradition of [[awesome|awesomeness]]. Bear skin speedos, chainmail bikinis, massive codpieces, and boobplate are all standard equipment for adventuring parties and threads dedicated to ridiculous armors are a common sight on /tg/. Why does /tg/ celebrate such brazen sluttiness? The answers are known as the 3 Fs: | Fantasy armor has a long and noble tradition of [[awesome|awesomeness]]. Bear skin speedos, chainmail bikinis, massive codpieces, and boobplate are all standard equipment for adventuring parties and threads dedicated to ridiculous armors are a common sight on /tg/. Why does /tg/ celebrate such brazen sluttiness? The answers are known as the 3 Fs: | ||
* '''Freedom!''' - In a world where rules and restrictions constrain everything that we do, RPGs give a unique outlet to let loose your inner degenerate. In an RPG, if you want your warrior to wear nothing but a magic sock (which counts as full platemail) then nothing is stopping you. | * '''Freedom!''' - In a world where rules and restrictions constrain everything that we do, RPGs give a unique outlet to let loose your inner [[/d/|degenerate]]. In an RPG, if you want your warrior to wear nothing but a magic sock (which counts as full platemail) then nothing is stopping you. | ||
* '''Fun!''' - Elaborate and highly stylized armor is interesting and enjoyable to look at. [[Dungeons & Dragons 5th Edition|An entire world filled 120% utilitarian equipment]] is boring and | * '''Fun!''' - Elaborate and highly stylized armor is interesting and enjoyable to look at. [[Dungeons & Dragons 5th Edition|An entire world filled 120% utilitarian equipment]] is boring and becomes repulsively dull. | ||
* '''Fap!''' - | * '''Fap!''' - An irrefutable fact of /tg/ is that many threads that claim to be "armor" dumps quickly degenerate into fap threads. Not that thats a bad thing. | ||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
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Fantasy armor has a long and noble tradition of awesomeness. Bear skin speedos, chainmail bikinis, massive codpieces, and boobplate are all standard equipment for adventuring parties and threads dedicated to ridiculous armors are a common sight on /tg/. Why does /tg/ celebrate such brazen sluttiness? The answers are known as the 3 Fs:
- Freedom! - In a world where rules and restrictions constrain everything that we do, RPGs give a unique outlet to let loose your inner degenerate. In an RPG, if you want your warrior to wear nothing but a magic sock (which counts as full platemail) then nothing is stopping you.
- Fun! - Elaborate and highly stylized armor is interesting and enjoyable to look at. An entire world filled 120% utilitarian equipment is boring and becomes repulsively dull.
- Fap! - An irrefutable fact of /tg/ is that many threads that claim to be "armor" dumps quickly degenerate into fap threads. Not that thats a bad thing.
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Yes, as anyone familiar with the complex, nuanced relationship men have with their cocks could guess, codpieces were sometimes incorporated directly into suits of plate armor. -
The Greeks were always big fans of Nipple Armor. -
Correction: the Greeks were flaming ass-bandits. -
Nevar enough girth! -
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Another venerable example of Nipple Armor, Blood Angels-approved thousands of years before they ever existed.
