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[[Angry Marines|Angry Fuckin Vampires]], oh yeah. They're a second founding chapter and as such are fuck old. They were originally a crusading chapter like the [[Black Templars]], be decided to set up their fortress on Catachan2 Electric Boogaloo, otherwise known as Cretacia. For fucks sake can't GW at least try to make the names sound a little different. They came to this decision after their scout company was eaten by bugs. More [[Grimdark|hardcore]] in general than the [[Blood Angels]], since they've all got a bad case of Geneseed | [[Angry Marines|Angry Fuckin Vampires]], oh yeah. They're a second founding chapter and as such are fuck old. They were originally a crusading chapter like the [[Black Templars]], be decided to set up their fortress on Catachan2 Electric Boogaloo, otherwise known as Cretacia. For fucks sake can't GW at least try to make the names sound a little different. They came to this decision after their scout company was eaten by bugs. More [[Grimdark|hardcore]] in general than the [[Blood Angels]], since they've all got a bad case of Geneseed [[Slaanesh]] followers or trying to hard to be [[Grimdark|cool]], they've only got 400 [[Space Marines|Spess Mareens]] to call on and most of those are bugshit nuts. You might suppose that this situation would make they wax emo like the [[Blood Angels]] sometimes do, but they cope by rushing at heretics and drinking their blood after they're done powerfist fucking them. The only Wangsty member is the Chapter Mater Seth, but even he usually just shrugs and [[Grimdark|slaughters a few thousand civilians to make himself feel better]], for the [[Emperor|Emprah]] of course. Also ANGRY FUCKING DREADNAUGHTS. | ||
In summary, [[Twilight|NO FUCKING SPARKLES]] *[[ | In summary, [[Twilight|NO FUCKING SPARKLES]] *[[Chainsword|BRBRBZZZZZZZZZZZZ]]* | ||
Revision as of 17:34, 21 June 2010
Angry Fuckin Vampires, oh yeah. They're a second founding chapter and as such are fuck old. They were originally a crusading chapter like the Black Templars, be decided to set up their fortress on Catachan2 Electric Boogaloo, otherwise known as Cretacia. For fucks sake can't GW at least try to make the names sound a little different. They came to this decision after their scout company was eaten by bugs. More hardcore in general than the Blood Angels, since they've all got a bad case of Geneseed Slaanesh followers or trying to hard to be cool, they've only got 400 Spess Mareens to call on and most of those are bugshit nuts. You might suppose that this situation would make they wax emo like the Blood Angels sometimes do, but they cope by rushing at heretics and drinking their blood after they're done powerfist fucking them. The only Wangsty member is the Chapter Mater Seth, but even he usually just shrugs and slaughters a few thousand civilians to make himself feel better, for the Emprah of course. Also ANGRY FUCKING DREADNAUGHTS.
In summary, NO FUCKING SPARKLES *BRBRBZZZZZZZZZZZZ*