Forbidden Temple of the Great Falls

Following a crusade against 'bad roleplaying' on the forums of sites such as Kidzworld, Rolepages, and Roleplayersguild, the players set their sights on the erotic adult role playing site, Bluemoon. However, soon after arrival, and before any potential trolling could have begun, some no fun allowed anon, who posted under the name "Herald" Proceeded to post the entire fuck-off huge thread as a warning to mods. The trolls decided to change tactics. They would instead go straight as it were, and become a shining beacon of quality, sue-less role playing in a wretched hive of sues and depravity. Thus was born the Monks and Knights of the Forbidden Temple of the Great Falls.

The Players

We have a lot. Most of them are still posting regularly. Some bias may be present.

Al - AKA "gryphon fucker", "Griff-kun's lover", and "Romancer of the Feathers". Manages to find time to be a Knight when he's not busy playing babysitter bondage with Swiftbeak.

In his own words "Al Pha Rius was a monk from the eastern temple that never knew his parents. Instead, he attached himself to the woman exile of his village. After the truth about her was revealed he swore to protect innocents from the demons and joined the eastern temple of buzzia. Took the rite of armor, survived, transferred to teigee to better study demons. Ulterior motive: Vengeance for exiled woman."

Alyssa di Marionne - Crazy yandere bitch be crazy, may or may not be into femdom and sexy torture. Beat as all hell.

In her own words ""Former knight turned relic hunter and guard for the temple. Tends to wallflower in the background or chit chat amicably. Spends too much money buying things for Mary."

Arngeirr - Who is HUGE.

In his own words "A hugeman from the Hugelands, Arngeirr has always strive to be a huge gentleman. Upholding his people's proud, if silly heritage, he has travelled the land searching out evil where it may lurk. He now finds himself working with the monks of the Forbidden Temple, striving to complete the huge task of uncovering his gentleman father's fate. Behold, for he is Arngeirr, and he is HUGE!"

Devlin Blake - Medic, chill guy.

In his own words "Healer of the injured and sick, seen too much shit, an Army Vet that wants to retire to someplace quiet."

Jacob Laplace - Buttler, no typo.

Hassan al-Muqtadir - Crazy Hassan

Korsarro - Crazy ass midget with a fondness for putting his meat places it should not be.

In his own words "A little monk with a little cleaver. He's a midget and a little bit crazy. Enjoys long walks on the beach, weaving flesh, drinking and romancing dicebots into affairs."

Kadavro - Bluemoon native, shitty troll who makes shitty characters but never actually posts IC.

Leonard - Some poor knight who got some personal attention from Papa-Nurgle.

Mary - Suebait jailbait, must remember that Mary is actually played by a fat sweaty neckbeard and isn't actually a d'awww factory.

In her HIS own words: "A young 13 year old Girl with fair hair and blue eyes. Having been abandoned at the temple as a child she has grown up under the care of Brother Zato. Innocent by nature she has spent her short life learning under the tutelage of the monks and exploring life within the Temple's walls, a curious girl fond of bees and ducks."

Morr - Knight, very sad backstory, lots of flashback. Cooked well done.

Nerrick - Luchadore monk, not active.

Nikolaus - Bluemoon Native - Sue, rule 63'd Raven. Zato's blind nephew (It's apparently hereditary). Is a 'reaper'. Not active in a while.

In his own words "(Reapers are like knights only with Scythes instead of swords.)"

Shalere - Goddamnit, make a character already.

Swiftbeak - Origins unknown, is a Gryphon Griffon. Actually a pretty decent roleplayer, can't shake the feel that he's subtly trolling everyone, and knows exactly what we're talking about. Hopefully his soul can be saved from the evil forces of Bluemoon.

Valetni - Me. A monk with a love of cleaning and poison. That guy.

In the words of everyone else " 'that works Val', 'It was so perfect we have nothing to add, val' "

Vernasus - Bit of a cunt, doesn't know how to deal with his homosexuality, so he lashes out at others. Also bee fetish.

In his own words "Short tempered monk, left abandoned at the temple at birth, who watches over the bees."

Zato - Blind old fart with a daemon arm. Good with kids, in the not creepy way.

In his own words "Older member, old enough to at least be the father of the rest of the party? Relic fuckery? Must investigate further"

More detailed bios can be found on the Bluemoon site.

The Story So Far

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