Forbidden Temple of the Great Falls

Dear Diary,

Following a crusade against 'bad roleplaying' on the forums of sites such as Kidzworld, Rolepages, and Roleplayersguild, the players set their sights on the erotic adult role playing site, Bluemoon. However, soon after arrival, and before any potential trolling could have begun, some no fun allowed anon (It was shalere, who saw that one coming?) , who posted under the name "Herald" Proceeded to post the entire fuck-off huge thread as a warning to mods. The trolls decided to change tactics. They would instead go straight as it were, and become a shining beacon of quality, sue-less role playing in a wretched hive of sues and depravity. Thus was born the Monks and Knights of the Forbidden Temple of the Great Falls.
Also, currently the most replies in the subforum, and probably in the top 10 of the entire site.

The Players

We have a lot. Most of them are still posting regularly. Some bias may be present.

Al - AKA "gryphon fucker", "Griff-kun's lover", and "Romancer of the Feathers". Manages to find time to be a Knight when he's not busy playing babysitter bondage with Swiftbeak.*BLAM*That's heresy Valetni.
In his own words "Al Pha Rius was a monk from the eastern temple that never knew his parents. Instead, he attached himself to the woman exile of his village. After the truth about her was revealed he swore to protect innocents from the demons and joined the eastern temple of buzzia. Took the rite of armor, survived, transferred to teigee to better study demons. Ulterior motive: Vengeance for exiled woman."

Alyssa di Marionne - Crazy yandere bitch be crazy, may or may not be into femdom and sexy torture. Beat as all hell.
In her own words ""Former knight turned relic hunter and guard for the temple. Tends to wallflower in the background or chit chat amicably. Spends too much money buying things for Mary."

Arngeirr - Who is HUGE.
In his own words "A hugeman from the Hugelands, Arngeirr has always strive to be a huge gentleman. Upholding his people's proud, if silly heritage, he has travelled the land searching out evil where it may lurk. He now finds himself working with the monks of the Forbidden Temple, striving to complete the huge task of uncovering his gentleman father's fate. Behold, for he is Arngeirr, and he is HUGE!"

Devlin Blake - Medic, chill guy.
In his own words "Healer of the injured and sick, seen too much shit, an Army Vet that wants to retire to someplace quiet."

Jacob Laplace - Buttler, no typo.

Hassan al-Muqtadir - Crazy Hassan

Korsarro - Crazy ass midget with a fondness for putting his meat places it should not be.
In his own words "A little monk with a little cleaver. He's a midget and a little bit crazy. Enjoys long walks on the beach, weaving flesh, drinking and romancing dicebots into affairs."

Kadavro - Bluemoon native, shitty troll who makes shitty characters but never actually posts IC.

Kira - 'White Ninja', Bluemoon native, and Butcher of the English Language.
'Kira grew up in a small ninja village and her abities are: Healing wounds and injuires that any gets in battle from fighting against other ninjas or monsters. (she seems unaware that magic is demons, and thus dangerous/evil as opposed to something everyone has) Her father is a Sensei and he sent her to this temple to figure things out about her life.'

Leonard - Some poor knight who got some personal attention from Papa-Nurgle.

Mary - Suebait jailbait, must remember that Mary is actually played by a fat sweaty neckbeard and isn't actually a d'awww factory. is NOT played by a fat sweaty neckbeard and IS a d'awww factory. (btw Valetni, that hurt.)
In her HIS its own words: "A young 13 year old Girl with fair hair and blue eyes. Having been abandoned at the temple as a child she has grown up under the care of Brother Zato. Innocent by nature she has spent her short life learning under the tutelage of the monks and exploring life within the Temple's walls, a curious girl fond of bees and ducks."

Morr - Knight, very sad backstory, lots of flashback. Cooked well done.

Nerrick - Luchadore monk, not active.

Nikolaus - Bluemoon Native - Mary Sue, rule 63'd Raven. Zato's blind nephew (It's apparently hereditary). Is a 'reaper'. Not active in a while.
In his own words "(Reapers are like knights only with Scythes instead of swords.)"

Shalere - Goddamnit, make a character already. Goddamnit, turns out he's Beaky.

Swiftbeak - Origins unknown Shalere, is a Gryphon Griffen Griffon. Actually a pretty decent roleplayer, can't shake the feel that he's subtly trolling everyone, and knows exactly what we're talking about BECAUSE HE IS, AND DOES. Hopefully his soul can be saved from the evil forces of Bluemoon.
In his own words "A monstrous gryphon-like creature that claimed it was once a man before being unwillingly corrupted by a powerful relic, which it has delivered to the temple. Totally and utterly not a demon that is planning to kill everyone in their sleep and eat Mary. Probably. Currently being tended to by Al, who is waiting for any excuse to murder it or/and fall madly in love."

Valetni - Me. A monk with a love of poison and poison. That guy.
In the words of everyone else " 'that's stupid Val', 'stop fucking everything up' "

Vernasus - Bit of a cunt, doesn't know how to deal with his homosexuality, so he lashes out at others. Also bee fetish.
In his own words "Short tempered monk, left abandoned at the temple at birth, who watches over the bees."

Wolfram - GM, no fun allowed. DMPC librarian, also no fun allowed.
In his own words "What do you get when you combine Flynn Carsen and Soulcalibur's Sigfried, with just a dash of Joss Whedon? Effectively, one Wolfram, give or take some odds, ends, and influences. Originally your average Guard knight, it's a secret to no one that 'losing' his arm changed the man, and not just to becoming a Brother. The hard, confident air of strength from his youth has long been replaced by a sort of timid anxiousness and a much more intellectual feel to the man. Not that old habits don't reappear, because sometimes steel in your spine is required to get what needs to be done in the Temple; thus why he's in charge."

Zato - Blind old fart with a daemon robot arm. Good with kids, in the not creepy way.
In his own words "Older member, old enough to at least be the father of the rest of the party? Relic fuckery? Must investigate further"

More detailed bios can be found on the Bluemoon site.

The Story So Far

(Valetni's more complete, play by play description complete with color commentary coming soon)
Shortly after arrival, the new monks were quickly put to the test. Monk Zato began unknowingly passing out poisoned beverages(they were not spiked; they were just cups of rat poison). Al drank an entire glass and passed out almost immediately. As most monks went about their business the lucha monk began shadow wrestling in the library. The fainted monk is found and revived soon after. Suddenly, demon squirrel. The monks go on a merry chase through the temple that ends in the gardens. Here a shed explodes and more poison is leaked (damn it Valetni). The monks and knights have a small match with the demon ending with resident bluemooner killing it. It is discovered that the squirrel is actually the work of an artifact, the demonic mirror. Once discovered, everyone begins stepping in front of it as often as possible. Leonard passes out and stays that way till present, Morr and Al work together to best the demon, and Zato loses an arm trying to best it himself.

See Also

Freeform

External Links

http://bluemoonroleplaying.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=32980 Interest thread
http://bluemoonroleplaying.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=33051 Out of Character thread
http://bluemoonroleplaying.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=32984 Character profiles thread
http://bluemoonroleplaying.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=32989 In Character thread

Gallery

Lets get some images in here, guys.