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[[Image:BAWWW.jpg|right|thumb|Fig. a: This furry is not making any friends here.]]'''Furries''' are anthropomorphic animals and people who are fans of same. Some | [[Image:BAWWW.jpg|right|thumb|Fig. a: This furry is not making any friends here.]]'''Furries''' are anthropomorphic animals and people who are fans of the same. Some furries are merely keen on Disney, the Rats of NIMH, or Usagi Yojimbo; at the other end of the spectrum lie the Otherkin, which are people who genuinely believe that they are animals or dragons trapped inside human bodies. Another type of furry is the erotic furry, which is a specific sexual fetish for anthropomorphic animals. Erotic furries are fond of [[cybering|cybersex]], which they refer to as 'yiffing', supposedly for the sound a fox makes while copulating. There are fewer erotic furries in the furry community than the average fa/tg/uy believes, but by the same token there are more of them than the average furry will admit to. Regardless, they all do nothing but create drama. | ||
Some furries make and wear | Some furries make and wear fursuits in an attempt to resemble their avatars in real life; such efforts nearly always fail miserably and make the participants look ridiculous. Antipathy toward furries on /tg/ and 4chan in general already runs high and is rooted partly in cultural conservatism, but principally in a profound weariness with thin-skinned furries complaining of persecution. If you are a furry and feel the need to talk about it, the best way to survive on /tg/ is to admit from the outset that you are a sick bastard and that you don't expect anyone to praise you for it. (See fig. a.) Furry threads make for very effective [[troll|trolls]], especially if erotic furry art is involved. | ||
Furries have their own RPGs, most notably [[Ironclaw]] and its asian companion book Jadeclaw | Furries have their own RPGs, most notably [[Ironclaw]], and its asian companion book Jadeclaw, as well as [[Furry Pirates]], and [[Albedo]]. | ||
==Yiffing== | ==Yiffing== | ||
Sex between furries. Most commonly used in the form 'Yiff in Hell', indicating to furries that they or their sexual practices are not welcome in a given locale. | Sex between furries. Most commonly used in the form of 'Yiff in Hell', indicating to furries that they or their sexual practices are not welcome in a given locale. | ||
Good places to yiff include HELL, HELL, and, HELL. Bad places to yiff include everywhere else. | Good places to yiff include: HELL, HELL, and, HELL. Bad places to yiff include: everywhere else. | ||
==Things That are Not Furry== | ==Things That are Not Furry== | ||
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*Discussing ''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Other Strangeness''. | *Discussing ''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Other Strangeness''. | ||
*Watching Disney movies, or other movies with anthropomorphic characters. | *Watching Disney movies, or other movies with anthropomorphic characters. | ||
*Playing gnolls, minotaurs, orcs | *Playing gnolls, minotaurs, orcs, and in some extreme cases elves. | ||
Dispute rages over what exactly constitutes furry. There are two major schools of thought on the subject. One holds that catgirls and other essentially human characters with only one or two animal features (such as ears or a tail) are not furry, and the boundary of furry is only breached when you start sighting other obviously animal characteristics such as an altered skeletal structure and full-body-hair (this does not stop trolls from calling [[Horo]] furry, however). On the other hand the second school of thought maintains that nobody fucking cares. | Dispute rages over what exactly constitutes furry. There are two major schools of thought on the subject. One holds that catgirls and other essentially human characters with only one or two animal features (such as ears or a tail) are not furry, and the boundary of furry is only breached when you start sighting other obviously animal characteristics such as an altered skeletal structure and full-body-hair (this does not stop trolls from calling [[Horo]] furry, however). On the other hand the second school of thought maintains that nobody fucking cares. | ||
Revision as of 20:23, 21 September 2008
Furries are anthropomorphic animals and people who are fans of the same. Some furries are merely keen on Disney, the Rats of NIMH, or Usagi Yojimbo; at the other end of the spectrum lie the Otherkin, which are people who genuinely believe that they are animals or dragons trapped inside human bodies. Another type of furry is the erotic furry, which is a specific sexual fetish for anthropomorphic animals. Erotic furries are fond of cybersex, which they refer to as 'yiffing', supposedly for the sound a fox makes while copulating. There are fewer erotic furries in the furry community than the average fa/tg/uy believes, but by the same token there are more of them than the average furry will admit to. Regardless, they all do nothing but create drama.
Some furries make and wear fursuits in an attempt to resemble their avatars in real life; such efforts nearly always fail miserably and make the participants look ridiculous. Antipathy toward furries on /tg/ and 4chan in general already runs high and is rooted partly in cultural conservatism, but principally in a profound weariness with thin-skinned furries complaining of persecution. If you are a furry and feel the need to talk about it, the best way to survive on /tg/ is to admit from the outset that you are a sick bastard and that you don't expect anyone to praise you for it. (See fig. a.) Furry threads make for very effective trolls, especially if erotic furry art is involved.
Furries have their own RPGs, most notably Ironclaw, and its asian companion book Jadeclaw, as well as Furry Pirates, and Albedo.
Yiffing
Sex between furries. Most commonly used in the form of 'Yiff in Hell', indicating to furries that they or their sexual practices are not welcome in a given locale.
Good places to yiff include: HELL, HELL, and, HELL. Bad places to yiff include: everywhere else.
Things That are Not Furry
Distaste for furries often backfires on /tg/, when overly zealous anons cannot find any furries to abuse and turn their attention to people involved in innocuous practices. In particular, you should check yourself if you find you are calling someone a furry for any of the following:
- Playing Bunnies & Burrows (without masturbating.)
- Discussing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Other Strangeness.
- Watching Disney movies, or other movies with anthropomorphic characters.
- Playing gnolls, minotaurs, orcs, and in some extreme cases elves.
Dispute rages over what exactly constitutes furry. There are two major schools of thought on the subject. One holds that catgirls and other essentially human characters with only one or two animal features (such as ears or a tail) are not furry, and the boundary of furry is only breached when you start sighting other obviously animal characteristics such as an altered skeletal structure and full-body-hair (this does not stop trolls from calling Horo furry, however). On the other hand the second school of thought maintains that nobody fucking cares.
Gallery
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Furry LARPers. -
http://yourgamer.net/2007/11/19/aiglos-reaches-a-new-low-adventures-in-furcadia/ - Furcadia, an infamous furry graphical MUD. -
A suspiciously furry D&D creature. -
This is what /tg/ actually believes.
