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Jackass who took control of the imperium by taking up the positions of Ecclesiarch and Head of the Administration at the same time, starting the [[Age of Apostasy]]. Murdered so many innocent Imperial citizens in a fit of paranoia that even the Imperium (the Catholic [[Nazi|Nazis]] of the setting) views him the same way non-Nazi people in real life view the actual and universally despised leader of the [[Nazi|Nazis]]. Took a shitload of spes muhreens to take on the faggot, and even then he only died because his [[Sisters of Battle|female bodyguards]] finally realized he was an asshole and cut off his head, possibly by order of [[The Emperor]] himself. At least he left behind some epic last words of "I don't have time to die; I'm too busy" which probably was adapted into some nice comedy movies for the Imperial citizenry (those that can afford to watch movies or study history in the first place, at least). A good example of how no matter how bad the Imperium gets, it could always be (and has been) worse. What a cunt. | Jackass who took control of the imperium by taking up the positions of Ecclesiarch and Head of the Administration at the same time, starting the [[Age of Apostasy]]. Murdered so many innocent Imperial citizens in a fit of paranoia that even the Imperium (the Catholic [[Nazi|Nazis]] of the setting) views him the same way non-Nazi people in real life view the actual and universally despised leader of the [[Nazi|Nazis]]. Took a shitload of spes muhreens to take on the faggot, and even then he only died because his [[Sisters of Battle|female bodyguards]] finally realized he was an asshole and cut off his head, possibly by order of [[The Emperor]] himself. At least he left behind some epic last words of "I don't have time to die; I'm too busy" which probably was adapted into some nice comedy movies for the Imperial citizenry (those that can afford to watch movies or study history in the first place, at least). A good example of how no matter how bad the Imperium gets, it could always be (and has been) worse. What a cunt. But don't worry because the imperium won't get any worse because Gee Dubs won't advance the story. | ||
Revision as of 15:58, 31 January 2015
Jackass who took control of the imperium by taking up the positions of Ecclesiarch and Head of the Administration at the same time, starting the Age of Apostasy. Murdered so many innocent Imperial citizens in a fit of paranoia that even the Imperium (the Catholic Nazis of the setting) views him the same way non-Nazi people in real life view the actual and universally despised leader of the Nazis. Took a shitload of spes muhreens to take on the faggot, and even then he only died because his female bodyguards finally realized he was an asshole and cut off his head, possibly by order of The Emperor himself. At least he left behind some epic last words of "I don't have time to die; I'm too busy" which probably was adapted into some nice comedy movies for the Imperial citizenry (those that can afford to watch movies or study history in the first place, at least). A good example of how no matter how bad the Imperium gets, it could always be (and has been) worse. What a cunt. But don't worry because the imperium won't get any worse because Gee Dubs won't advance the story.