Heterosexual Sex in the Missionary Position: Difference between revisions

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doesn't make it any less of an unfunny abortion
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[[Image:Rikka-yuuta.png|thumb|right|None so vile!]]
 
The life-long goal of [[Macha]] is to enjoy this with someone that isn't a fucking [[Callidus|Callidus Temple Assassin]]. Despite her alleged racism, she would cheerfully fuck a human or Dark Eldar if it meant she didn't have to be a virgin anymore. [[The Final Saga of Macha the Ever-Virgin: Extra Large Heresy|So she did, albeit roughly.]]
 
Also the goal of many a fa/tg/uy (the ones who aren't frequenters of [[/d/]] at any rate).
 
It's [[Ultramarines|vanilla]] sex. [[Pretend|Really, there's not a whole lot to say]].
 
==A [[Meme]] on /d/==
One of the rare few genuinely hilarious memes on /d/, the gist of which is a very simple premise:
 
* Someone posts a request for Heterosexual Sex in the Missionary Position between a consenting married couple with the purpose of bonding and procreation.
 
* /d/ proceeds to scream about how that's absolutely disgusting and how the poster is a sick fuck.
 
Hilarity through irony ensues.
 
==Variants==
There exists something so abominable that even Slaneesh is unable to fap to it...
'''Platonic Lewds''': Two persons of different gender, both of which are in pyjamas, lie in the same bed and... Just sleep... They don't do anything... Truly abominable...
 
This meme doesn't have to be completely adhere to the fetish above as the gallery shows below. The core element is that a fetish that is truly vile is recognized for what it is by most users.
 
==Gallery==
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Image:Hand Holding.jpg|I think I'm going to vomit.
Image:Hand-holding thread.jpg|Fuck, I can't unsee it!
Image:THE LEWDNESS.gif|If this wasn't censored I could have been offended.
Image:Women who love me.png|/tg/ is supposed to be a work safe board!
File:Sick.png|Images depicting bestiality, guro, scat, or generally seen to be "extreme" in nature are not to be uploaded.
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