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[[Image:Ikuisuuden Laakso.jpg|thumb|right|Yes, it's a penguin with a spear. No, we don't give a shit about how that works.]]
'''THE GRAND DAD EMPIRE''' ARE a prolific VINESAUCE-centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY. Their largest periods of activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated, when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are ''not'' official Tournaments and are in no way affiliated with JOEL).
'''Ikuisuuden Laakso''', "The Valley of Eternity," is a place where penguins go to die. The endless glacier of Antarctica is a merciless enemy. Only the bravest of penguin heroes and the most malicious anti-penguins can survive it.


A penguin hero lives his life in solitude. He has seen things a common penguin can't even dream of. His fate is to perish, abandoned by his own tribe. Anti-penguin lives in the embrace of the glacier, but as long as warm blood flows through his veins, he can never truly be one with it.
They operated out of the SilvaGunner YouTube channel until it was terminated in 2014, after which they appear to have transitioned briefly to GiivaSunner in September of 2016 before returning to SilvaGunner in June of 2018.


The valley of eternity is a roleplaying game about heroism and the price you have pay for it. It contains fierce battles, epic adventures and troublesome philosophical choices.
== CHANNELS ==
The original forums appeared to function as four services: preparation and communication in service of coming events, discussion about new HIGH-QUALITY RIPS, MEME showcase, and general VINESAUCE or unrelated discussion.


The glacier always wins.
{{awesome}}== EVENTS ==
The VINESAUCE MEME events that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE held were known for being diverse and involved, due in large part to their incredibly strong YTP scene.  These events would involve VINESAUCE-branded fan-made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS for SONGS that wouldn't exist for nearly a decade, and some that still don't!  They also hosted some of the first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments, with fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS.


==What?==
In later years, an event known as GRAND FEST was hosting PREMIERES for GRAND DAD Fantasy, KING FOR ANOTHER DAY, GRANDmachine, HE THICC 69, and MEME Wars, as of 2019.
Ikuisuuden Laakso is a Finnish indie RPG telling the stories of outcast penguin heroes and their struggles with the harsh environment, the vicious natural predators of antarctica, and the feared anti-penguins. /tg/ has concluded that this is Awesome. English translation has been released and is available [http://rpg.drivethrustuff.com/product/103305/Valley-of-Eternity-%28English%29 here] as a print book and PDF.


==Setting==
== HIGH-QUALITY RIPS and MEMES ==  
Taking inspiration from old westerns, the PCs take on the roles of Penguin Heroes, the outcast protectors of penguinity. They use their wits, their strength, their pseudo-magical "philosophy" and whatever else they can get their hands on to fight for survival - their own, as well as that of the other penguins.
Some HIGH-QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates in 5th and 6th edition.  Note that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE seem to have been most active between 2012 and 2019.


==System==
* GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO
(''Note:'' This information is based on conjecture and second-hand accounts. Don't take it too literally.)
* GRAND DAD 3: THE GAUNTLET OF ASS (FEATURING SMOL NOZOMI, TITO DICKMAN, SPONGE, HE THICC, and SANS UNDERTALE)  
* GRAND DAD 4: GRAND DAD IS GOD
* GRAND DAD 5: DEATH TO 1D4CHAN


Ikuisuuden Laakso uses a fairly simplistic system, which is basically similar to that used in the [[World of Darkness]]. The basic dice roll is an additive [[dice pool]] of [[d6]], where a 5 or a 6 is considered a success, and more than one success indicates greater accomplishments and may be required for some difficult tasks. The size of the pool is determined by your score in the relevant ability, as well as by modifiers from equipment, environment and sometimes philosophical powers.
GRAND DAD IS LOVE
 
GRAND DAD IS LIFE
You can choose a species of penguin, similar to the races and/or classes of many other RPGs.
GRAND DAD WILL CONQUER THIS WIKI
 
FOR MEMES
The penguins employ "philosophical powers", which is the setting equivalent of magic. Anti-penguins have no Philosophy stat, but instead use generally ice-themed Gifts of the Glacier through an equivalent stat (Spirit of the Glacier).
FOR VINESAUCE
 
AND FOR
Also, Fat is a (presumably vital) statistic, opening for the potential of much lulz.
SILVAGUNNER
 
[[Category: Meme]][[Category: GRAND DAD]][[Category: GRAND DAD Fantasy]][[Category: Awesome]]
===Character Sheet===
A sample character sheet for [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pingu Pingu], provided by a passing Finnfag.
 
====Pingu (male King Penguin)====
 
 
Agility 1
 
Strength 1
 
Philosophy 4
 
Survival 2
 
 
Defense 1
 
Willpower 2
 
Fat 20
 
Warmth 5
 
 
Philosophical powers:
 
Seal Guardian (2 pts)
 
Snowball (1 pt)
 
...and probably something customized to represent his ability to change shape, I don't know. But as a King Penguin he should be able to afford another 3 point philosophical power anyway.
 
 
Equipment:
 
ice skates
 
==External Links==
English translation is available for purchase [http://rpg.drivethrustuff.com/product/103305/Valley-of-Eternity-%28English%29 here] as a book and PDF.
 
==Gallery==
<gallery>
Image:GRIMDARKPENGUINS2.jpg|Penguins? Heroic sacrifices? ''Anti-penguins''? This can only mean one thing.
</gallery>
 
[[Category:Roleplaying]]

Revision as of 16:54, 14 August 2020

THE GRAND DAD EMPIRE ARE a prolific VINESAUCE-centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY. Their largest periods of activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated, when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are not official Tournaments and are in no way affiliated with JOEL).

They operated out of the SilvaGunner YouTube channel until it was terminated in 2014, after which they appear to have transitioned briefly to GiivaSunner in September of 2016 before returning to SilvaGunner in June of 2018.

CHANNELS

The original forums appeared to function as four services: preparation and communication in service of coming events, discussion about new HIGH-QUALITY RIPS, MEME showcase, and general VINESAUCE or unrelated discussion.

EVENTS

The VINESAUCE MEME events that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE held were known for being diverse and involved, due in large part to their incredibly strong YTP scene. These events would involve VINESAUCE-branded fan-made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS for SONGS that wouldn't exist for nearly a decade, and some that still don't! They also hosted some of the first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments, with fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS.

In later years, an event known as GRAND FEST was hosting PREMIERES for GRAND DAD Fantasy, KING FOR ANOTHER DAY, GRANDmachine, HE THICC 69, and MEME Wars, as of 2019.

HIGH-QUALITY RIPS and MEMES

Some HIGH-QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates in 5th and 6th edition. Note that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE seem to have been most active between 2012 and 2019.

  • GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO
  • GRAND DAD 3: THE GAUNTLET OF ASS (FEATURING SMOL NOZOMI, TITO DICKMAN, SPONGE, HE THICC, and SANS UNDERTALE)
  • GRAND DAD 4: GRAND DAD IS GOD
  • GRAND DAD 5: DEATH TO 1D4CHAN

GRAND DAD IS LOVE GRAND DAD IS LIFE GRAND DAD WILL CONQUER THIS WIKI FOR MEMES FOR VINESAUCE AND FOR SILVAGUNNER

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