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The standard book carried by ALL [[Imperial Guard|Imperial Guardsmen]]. It, like the steel balls, is standard issue to all recruits. Failure to present it upon request may result in [[Commissar|blamming]]. This Book basicly tells the infantryman that his weapons are the best in the universe and WILL kill anything with ONE shot. | The standard book carried by ALL [[Imperial Guard|Imperial Guardsmen]]. It, like the steel balls, is standard issue to all recruits. Failure to present it upon request may result in [[Commissar|blamming]]. This Book basicly tells the infantryman that his weapons are the best in the universe and WILL kill anything with ONE shot.(Guardsman charges a [[Chaos Space Marine]] firing fullauto, he watches his lasfire harmlessly deflects of the cursed armor, he stops just 3 feet from the 10.ft tall killing machine.... the Chaos Marine reaches out... and grabbes the poor Guardsman, and pops his skull like a egg and throws his body to the ground... '''BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!!''' the Fallen Marines roars and runs off to kill more sevents of the Corpse God...... As a other Guardsman watches he quips Damn!! Steve just got '''PAW3D'''!!!! | ||
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The standard book carried by ALL Imperial Guardsmen. It, like the steel balls, is standard issue to all recruits. Failure to present it upon request may result in blamming. This Book basicly tells the infantryman that his weapons are the best in the universe and WILL kill anything with ONE shot.(Guardsman charges a Chaos Space Marine firing fullauto, he watches his lasfire harmlessly deflects of the cursed armor, he stops just 3 feet from the 10.ft tall killing machine.... the Chaos Marine reaches out... and grabbes the poor Guardsman, and pops his skull like a egg and throws his body to the ground... BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!! the Fallen Marines roars and runs off to kill more sevents of the Corpse God...... As a other Guardsman watches he quips Damn!! Steve just got PAW3D!!!!