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* Somewhere in Bury there is a shop that only sells red Crayola crayons that has been kept in business by the constant purchases of John Blanche. | * Somewhere in Bury there is a shop that only sells red Crayola crayons that has been kept in business by the constant purchases of John Blanche. | ||
* At Christmas, John Blanche sneaks into people's houses and goes into children's rooms and takes the red crayon out of the colouring set in the child's stocking. | * At Christmas, John Blanche sneaks into people's houses and goes into children's rooms and takes the red crayon out of the colouring set in the child's stocking. | ||
There is no limit to what john blanche can draw. As long as it is red, has one leg longer than the other, a snout and fangs. | |||
His inimitable art style can be roughly approximated by holding a crayon in one hand and some paper with often nice backgrounds in the other and sliding down a flight of stairs on your belly. As you near the bottom the blanshit effect should become more pronounced. | |||
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John Blanche is one of GW's most "revered" artists. his ability to constantly produce pieces of art so bad, they actually make you retarded if exposed to them for too long.
- Facts about John Blanche;
- Somewhere in Bury there is a shop that only sells red Crayola crayons that has been kept in business by the constant purchases of John Blanche.
- At Christmas, John Blanche sneaks into people's houses and goes into children's rooms and takes the red crayon out of the colouring set in the child's stocking.
There is no limit to what john blanche can draw. As long as it is red, has one leg longer than the other, a snout and fangs.
His inimitable art style can be roughly approximated by holding a crayon in one hand and some paper with often nice backgrounds in the other and sliding down a flight of stairs on your belly. As you near the bottom the blanshit effect should become more pronounced.