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Unlike the [[Lasgun]], the | Unlike the [[Lasgun]], the Lasscannon is a flashlight that may be considered badass. Lasscannons go FREEEM! | ||
The las-cannon is often placed as a phallic symbol on many [[Imperial Guard | The las-cannon is often placed as a phallic symbol on many [[Imperial Guard]] Leman Russes, because they thought the battle cannon was not enough. [[Space Marines|Spess Mahreens]] often use them in their devastator squads, because they are simply better than their Guardsmen counterparts, and want to make sure that's clear. But like their Guard counterparts, they like to stick them on all the tanks they have, because they are [[Space Marine|Spess Mahreens], and they're cool like that. | ||
Lascannons are designed for anti-vehicle combat... sure... but really, they were what the [[Tau]] based their creation of the [[Troll|Railgun]] off of, just so they could say FUCK YOU to the Imperium and the Emprah's servants. Because a giant red deathbeam just isn't as cool as hyper magnetically accelerated shit flying from the shoulders or arms of a [[Weeaboo|crisis suit on 'roids]]. For shame, [[GW]], for shame.... | |||
Yes the | Yes the lascannon, for when a [[hellgun]]/hot shot lasgun(WTF [[GW]], come on!) just isn't enough. | ||
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Revision as of 03:30, 13 February 2010
Unlike the Lasgun, the Lasscannon is a flashlight that may be considered badass. Lasscannons go FREEEM!
The las-cannon is often placed as a phallic symbol on many Imperial Guard Leman Russes, because they thought the battle cannon was not enough. Spess Mahreens often use them in their devastator squads, because they are simply better than their Guardsmen counterparts, and want to make sure that's clear. But like their Guard counterparts, they like to stick them on all the tanks they have, because they are [[Space Marine|Spess Mahreens], and they're cool like that.
Lascannons are designed for anti-vehicle combat... sure... but really, they were what the Tau based their creation of the Railgun off of, just so they could say FUCK YOU to the Imperium and the Emprah's servants. Because a giant red deathbeam just isn't as cool as hyper magnetically accelerated shit flying from the shoulders or arms of a crisis suit on 'roids. For shame, GW, for shame....
Yes the lascannon, for when a hellgun/hot shot lasgun(WTF GW, come on!) just isn't enough.
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DKOK FUCK YES!!
