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Unlike the [[Lasgun]], the Lasscannon is a flashlight that may be considered badass. Lasscannons go FREEEM! | Unlike the [[Lasgun]], the Lasscannon is a flashlight that may be considered badass. Lasscannons go FREEEM! There is an ongoing debate on the name of the Lascannon. As lasers are LAY-ZERZ, some players know the lascannon as the lays-cannon. YOU WISH IT COULD SHOOT POTATO CHIPS! | ||
The las-cannon is often placed as a phallic symbol on many [[Imperial Guard]] Leman Russes, because they thought the battle cannon was not enough. [[Space Marines|Spess Mahreens]] often use them in their devastator squads, because they are simply better than their Guardsmen counterparts, and want to make sure that's clear. But like their Guard counterparts, they like to stick them on all the tanks they have, because they are [[Space Marine|Spess Mahreens]], and they're cool like that. | The las-cannon is often placed as a phallic symbol on many [[Imperial Guard]] Leman Russes, because they thought the battle cannon was not enough. [[Space Marines|Spess Mahreens]] often use them in their devastator squads, because they are simply better than their Guardsmen counterparts, and want to make sure that's clear. But like their Guard counterparts, they like to stick them on all the tanks they have, because they are [[Space Marine|Spess Mahreens]], and they're cool like that. | ||
Revision as of 22:40, 6 February 2011
Unlike the Lasgun, the Lasscannon is a flashlight that may be considered badass. Lasscannons go FREEEM! There is an ongoing debate on the name of the Lascannon. As lasers are LAY-ZERZ, some players know the lascannon as the lays-cannon. YOU WISH IT COULD SHOOT POTATO CHIPS!
The las-cannon is often placed as a phallic symbol on many Imperial Guard Leman Russes, because they thought the battle cannon was not enough. Spess Mahreens often use them in their devastator squads, because they are simply better than their Guardsmen counterparts, and want to make sure that's clear. But like their Guard counterparts, they like to stick them on all the tanks they have, because they are Spess Mahreens, and they're cool like that.
Lascannons are designed for anti-vehicle combat... sure... but really, they were what the Tau based their creation of the Railgun off of, just so they could say FUCK YOU to the Imperium and the Emprah's servants. Because a giant red deathbeam just isn't as cool as hyper magnetically accelerated shit flying from the shoulders or arms of a crisis suit on 'roids. For shame, GW, for shame....
Yes the lascannon, for when a hellgun/hot shot lasgun(WTF GW, come on!) just isn't enough.
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DKOK FUCK YES!!
