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The Legion | The Legion Wars, also known as the Slave Wars, was a series of major conflicts between the Traitor Legions in the [[Eye of Terror]] sometime in M31 (or not, given the fucked-up nature of time in the Eye). | ||
Naturally, after their defeat at [[Siege of Terra|Terra]] | Naturally, after their defeat at [[Siege of Terra|Terra]] and the Scouring driving them all to the Eye, the traitors were quite bitter and blamed each other for their failures. It didn't boil up to outright warfare until the [[Emperor's Children]] had run out of slaves to murderfuck in their rave-orgies and decided that raiding other legions for their slaves was the best way to solve this problem. They were successful at first, especially since they suffered the least in the siege of Terra, but eventually all the other legions teamed up and put those bitches in their place. [[anal circumference|Hard]]. So hard, that their numbers were reduced to less than that of a [[Chapter]] and wouldn't recover until the 13th Black Crusade. | ||
During these wars, the [[World Eaters]] got splintered into small warbands and the [[Sons of Horus]] got raped (probably literally) when the Emperor's Children sacked Lupercalia, the Sons of Horus' new home planet, and [[RAGE|stole Horus's corpse]]. This | During these wars, the [[World Eaters]] got splintered into small warbands and the [[Sons of Horus]] got raped (probably literally) when the Emperor's Children sacked Lupercalia, the Sons of Horus' new home planet, and [[RAGE|stole Horus's corpse]]. This in turn caused [[Abaddon]] to leave his emo phase and start building the [[Black Legion]] from what remained of his own legion along with those he recruited from pretty much every other legion. The newborn legion soon attacked the Emperor's Children base of operations and nuked it from orbit with a battlecruiser [[Angry Marines|(by which I mean they THREW a battlecruiser at it)]], assaulted [[Fabulous Bile]]'s laboratory ship, killed the clone of Horus, and declared Abaddon the new Warmaster of Chaos. | ||
After this, the war changed from "Emperor's Children versus everyone else" to "Bow to the Despoiler and join his [[Black Crusade]]s or get | After this, the war changed from "Emperor's Children versus everyone else" to "Bow to the Despoiler and join his [[Black Crusade]]s or get rekt". Some of the legions, like the [[Word Bearers]] and [[Iron Warriors]], happily supported Abaddon's cause, while others like the [[Death Guard]] and the Emperor's Children resisted ferociously (some even claim Abaddon dueled and banished [[Fulgrim]]). Most of the chaos forces were split fighting for whatever side they feel like (or whatever side can afford to hire them, like in the case of the [[Thousand Sons]]), but in the end, the Black Legion and their supporters won and major in-fighting within the Legions in the Eye of Terror ceased besides regular old backstabbing or individual disputes (this is still far from actual peace, they still slaughter each other by the thousands when possible, especially between servants of rival gods or pre-heresy rivalries continuing). | ||
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Revision as of 20:43, 15 May 2021
The Legion Wars, also known as the Slave Wars, was a series of major conflicts between the Traitor Legions in the Eye of Terror sometime in M31 (or not, given the fucked-up nature of time in the Eye).
Naturally, after their defeat at Terra and the Scouring driving them all to the Eye, the traitors were quite bitter and blamed each other for their failures. It didn't boil up to outright warfare until the Emperor's Children had run out of slaves to murderfuck in their rave-orgies and decided that raiding other legions for their slaves was the best way to solve this problem. They were successful at first, especially since they suffered the least in the siege of Terra, but eventually all the other legions teamed up and put those bitches in their place. Hard. So hard, that their numbers were reduced to less than that of a Chapter and wouldn't recover until the 13th Black Crusade.
During these wars, the World Eaters got splintered into small warbands and the Sons of Horus got raped (probably literally) when the Emperor's Children sacked Lupercalia, the Sons of Horus' new home planet, and stole Horus's corpse. This in turn caused Abaddon to leave his emo phase and start building the Black Legion from what remained of his own legion along with those he recruited from pretty much every other legion. The newborn legion soon attacked the Emperor's Children base of operations and nuked it from orbit with a battlecruiser (by which I mean they THREW a battlecruiser at it), assaulted Fabulous Bile's laboratory ship, killed the clone of Horus, and declared Abaddon the new Warmaster of Chaos.
After this, the war changed from "Emperor's Children versus everyone else" to "Bow to the Despoiler and join his Black Crusades or get rekt". Some of the legions, like the Word Bearers and Iron Warriors, happily supported Abaddon's cause, while others like the Death Guard and the Emperor's Children resisted ferociously (some even claim Abaddon dueled and banished Fulgrim). Most of the chaos forces were split fighting for whatever side they feel like (or whatever side can afford to hire them, like in the case of the Thousand Sons), but in the end, the Black Legion and their supporters won and major in-fighting within the Legions in the Eye of Terror ceased besides regular old backstabbing or individual disputes (this is still far from actual peace, they still slaughter each other by the thousands when possible, especially between servants of rival gods or pre-heresy rivalries continuing).