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[[Image:Loli D.png|thumb|right]]'''Loli Daemonette''', commonly shortened to '''Loli D.''', is the name given to a [[Slaanesh]]i [[daemonette]]. Who is a [[loli]]. Original, we know, oh yes, and enjoys molesting and generally mistreating her sister.
[[Image:Loli D.png|thumb|right]]'''Loli Daemonette''', commonly shortened to '''Loli D.''', is the name given to a [[Slaanesh]]i [[daemonette]]. Who is a [[loli]]. Original, we know, oh yes, and enjoys molesting and generally mistreating her sister.


Pfft, now that Malal is weaseling his way back into the canon, you might as well make some daemonettes for him if you're gonna do it for Khorne.
The term is also used for daemons dedicated to other [[Chaos Gods]], but Slaanesh is the only god to employ daemoettes in a prepubecent female shape.  Nurgle's daemonettes in particular seem 16-18 years old, either because Papa Nurgle would rather not encourage paedophilia among his followers, or because he can't tell the difference between prepubescent children and blobs of embryo and placenta.
:''Pfft, now that Malal is weaseling his way back into the canon, you might as well make some daemonettes for him if you're gonna do it for Khorne.


==Gallery==
==Gallery (of Slaaneshi Loli D)==
<gallery>
{{Cg|loli_D|center|<gallery>
Image:Loli-daemonette_(14).png
Image:Loli D Commissar.png|Lack of Heresy? blam! (tee-hee)
Image:1197602511621.jpg|lucky loli stars
Image:1190309886953.jpg|Loli D and her boyfriend [[Kharn]]
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Loli-demon1.jpg
Image:Loli-demon1.jpg
Image:Loli-demon2.jpg
Image:Loli-demon2.jpg
Image:Loli-demon3.jpg
Image:Loli-demon3.jpg
Image:Loli-demon4.jpg
Image:Loli-demon4.jpg
Image:LoliD Molestan Sister.png
Image:LoliD Molestan Sister.png
Image:Loli D Commissar.png|
Image:Loli-daemonette_(18).png|She does look good in it though.
Image:Loli-daemonette_(18).png|She does look good in it though.
Image:Loli-daemonette_(1).png
Image:Loli-daemonette_(1).png
Image:Loli-daemonette_(2).png
Image:Loli-daemonette_(2).png
Image:Loli-daemonette_(3).png
Image:Loli-daemonette_(3).png
Image:Loli-daemonette_(6).png
Image:Loli-daemonette_(6).png
Image:1190309886953.jpg|Loli D and his boyfriend [[Kharn]]
Image:Loli-daemonette_(8).png
Image:Loli-daemonette_(8).png
Image:LolimonetteNdaemonette2.png|Rule'd
Image:LolimonetteNdaemonette2.png|Rule'd
Image:Loli-daemonette_(9).jpg|Yeah. She told me that too. But did cops believe it? Nope.
Image:Loli-daemonette_(9).jpg|Yeah. She told me that too. But did cops believe it? Nope.
Image:Loli-daemonette_(13).png
Image:Loli-daemonette_(14).png
Image:Loli-daemonette(22).jpg
Image:Loli-daemonette(22).jpg
Image:Loli-daemonette(24).jpg
Image:Loli-daemonette(24).jpg
Image:Loli-daemonette(25).png
Image:Loli-daemonette(25).png
Image:LolimonetteNdaemonette.png
Image:LolimonetteNdaemonette.png
Image:1197602511621.jpg|lucky loli stars
Image:Loli-daemonette_(18).jpg|Tzeentch changed the loli to see what she'd look like as an adult. Sad chaos marine is sad.
Image:Loli-daemonette_(18).jpg|Tzeentch changed the loli to see what she'd look like as an adult. Sad chaos marine is sad.
</gallery>
</gallery>
As for the other Chaos Gods, Khorne and Tzeentch have experimented with it.  Nurgle's daemonettes have always been at least pubescent, either because he's too nice to get into paedophilia, or because he can't tell the difference between prepubescent children and blobs of embryo and placenta.
}}
<gallery>
 
Image:Loli-daemonette_(10).jpg|Khorne has Daemonettes also (though he denies it).  And, said Loli Ds are masturbating 14 year old fangirls for [[Pretty Marines]].  It's not what you think though.  The Khorne Loli Ds get wet at the thought of kicking P.M. ass.
==Gallery for the other Chaos Gods==
Image:Loli-daemonette_(17).jpg
<center><gallery>
Image:Loli-daemonette_(10).jpg|It's not what you think though.  The Khorne Loli Ds get wet at the thought of kicking PrettyMarine ass.
Image:Loli-daemonette_(17).jpg|Khornettes are also called "bloodletter-chan".
Image:khornette2.png
Image:khornette2.png
Image:khornette3.png
Image:khornette3.png
Image:Loli-daemonette_(16).png|Another Khornette (bloodletter-chan)
 
Image:Loli-daemonette_(15).jpg| Pedos are easy to manipulate.
Image:Khornette_mounted.jpg|"Can I borrow the car, dad?"
Image:Loli-daemonette_(16).png|"St-stupid Pretty Marine, it's not as if I like you or anything..."
Image:Loli-daemonette_(13).png
Image:Loli-daemonette_(15).jpg|Pedos are so easy to manipulate.
 
Image:Loli-daemonette_(11).jpg
Image:Loli-daemonette_(12).jpg|working up a swea-- OH GOD WHAT IS THAT STENCH?
Image:Loli-daemonette_(4).png|She's younger than she looks, but she's got more diseases than a 70-year old whore.
Image:Loli-daemonette_(4).png|She's younger than she looks, but she's got more diseases than a 70-year old whore.
Image:Loli-daemonette_(5).jpg
Image:Loli-daemonette_(5).jpg
</gallery>
</gallery></center>


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Revision as of 14:49, 13 June 2010

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Loli Daemonette, commonly shortened to Loli D., is the name given to a Slaaneshi daemonette. Who is a loli. Original, we know, oh yes, and enjoys molesting and generally mistreating her sister.

The term is also used for daemons dedicated to other Chaos Gods, but Slaanesh is the only god to employ daemoettes in a prepubecent female shape. Nurgle's daemonettes in particular seem 16-18 years old, either because Papa Nurgle would rather not encourage paedophilia among his followers, or because he can't tell the difference between prepubescent children and blobs of embryo and placenta.

Pfft, now that Malal is weaseling his way back into the canon, you might as well make some daemonettes for him if you're gonna do it for Khorne.

Gallery (of Slaaneshi Loli D)

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  • Lack of Heresy? blam! (tee-hee)
    Lack of Heresy? blam! (tee-hee)
  • lucky loli stars
    lucky loli stars
  • Loli D and her boyfriend Kharn
    Loli D and her boyfriend Kharn

Gallery for the other Chaos Gods

  • It's not what you think though. The Khorne Loli Ds get wet at the thought of kicking PrettyMarine ass.
    It's not what you think though. The Khorne Loli Ds get wet at the thought of kicking PrettyMarine ass.
  • Khornettes are also called "bloodletter-chan".
    Khornettes are also called "bloodletter-chan".
  • "Can I borrow the car, dad?"
    "Can I borrow the car, dad?"
  • "St-stupid Pretty Marine, it's not as if I like you or anything..."
    "St-stupid Pretty Marine, it's not as if I like you or anything..."
  • Pedos are so easy to manipulate.
    Pedos are so easy to manipulate.
  • File:Loli-daemonette (11).jpg
  • working up a swea-- OH GOD WHAT IS THAT STENCH?
    working up a swea-- OH GOD WHAT IS THAT STENCH?
  • She's younger than she looks, but she's got more diseases than a 70-year old whore.
    She's younger than she looks, but she's got more diseases than a 70-year old whore.
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