Loli Daemonette

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Loli Daemonette, commonly shortened to Loli D., is the name given to a Slaaneshi daemonette. Who is a loli. Original, we know, oh yes, and enjoys molesting and generally mistreating her sister.

The term is also used for daemons dedicated to other Chaos Gods, but Slaanesh is the only god to employ daemoettes in a prepubescent female shape. Nurgle's daemonettes in particular seem 16-18 years old, either because Papa Nurgle would rather not encourage paedophilia among his followers, or because he can't tell the difference between prepubescent children and blobs of embryo and placenta.

Pfft, now that Malal is weaseling his way back into the canon, you might as well make some daemonettes for him if you're gonna do it for Khorne. Don't forget the black makeup and razorblades though.

Gallery (of Slaaneshi Loli D)

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  Lack of Heresy? blam! (tee-hee)
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  lucky loli stars
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  Loli D and her boyfriend Kharn
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  She does look good in it though.
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  Cens.
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  Yeah. She told me that too. But did cops believe it? Nope.
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  Tzeentch changed the loli to see what she'd look like as an adult. Sad Khârn is sad.

Gallery for the other Chaos Gods

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  Khornettes are also called "bloodletter-chan".
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  "Can I borrow the car, dad?"
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  "St-stupid Pretty Marine, it's not as if I like you or anything..."
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  Pedos are so easy to manipulate.
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  working up a swea-- OH GOD WHAT IS THAT STENCH?
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  She's younger than she looks, but she's got more diseases than a 70-year old whore.
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  Don't hug her too tightly, those buboes are ready to erupt
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  The newest addition to the gaggle, as well as the... oldest? What's this hag doing here!?