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That song thing was dumb and cancerous and it's gone now. Source: me, the idiot who thought it'd be a good idea to write it fuck knows how many years ago. Seriously, talk about fucking cringe.
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SCOTT MCNEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIL!!!! MIIIIIIGHTY IS HEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SCOTT MCNEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIL!!!! MIIIIIIGHTY IS HEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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==The METAL BOXES song==
Admittedly [[Chaos]] [[Chaos Lord|Lords]] aren't generally known for their singing skills, especially not frothing loonies like [[Carron]], but oh well. The song "Little Boxes" by Malvina Reynolds would provide an ideal musical accompaniment to Carron screaming the words as loud as his disgusting, mutated lungs will let him.
METAL BOXES on the hillside,
METAL BOXES full of [[Indrick Boreale|Spess]] [[Space Marines|Mehreens]]!
We must crush them 4 teh [[Khorne|BLOOD GOD]],
All the RHINOS must be burned!
There’s a Drop Pod and a Whirlwind
A Dreadnought and a Predator,
But I’d rather smash the RHINOS,
METAL BOXES DIE TODAY!!!
All the foolish little Spess Mehreens
Think they’re safe in transport vehicles,
Well they’ll find it hard to hide when
THERE’S AN AXE SHOVED IN THEIR BRAINS!!!
All their tactics and their transports
And their STEEL REHN and their FUREH
Cannot stand the power of Chaos,
We shall take their tanks away!
Bash the RHINOS, smash the RHINOS!
I hate them more than anything!
They’re the reason Mummy hates me,
They’re the cause of all my pain!
Just look at me, I’m an ugly mess,
And my voice acting’s hammy,
This whole game is fucking awful,
And the RHINOS caused it all!
METAL BOXES on the hillside,
Destroy them, my minions!
We shall shoot them with our [[Bolter|Bolters]],
We shall tear them into scraps!
They are cowards, they are weaklings,
An offence to the BLOOD GOD!
And they’re made out of adamantium
AND THEY ALL MUST DIE TODAY!!!!!
==See also==
==See also==
*[[Rhino Transport]]
*[[Rhino Transport]]

Revision as of 13:29, 16 November 2014

METAL BAWKES!

Look! Rhinos! RRRRRRHHHHIIIIIIINNNNNOOOSSSSS! Our enemies hide in METAL BAWKSES, DA KOWARDZ! TEH FEWLZ!! We...*Asthma attack* We should take away their METAL BAWKSES!
...SSSSSINDRRRIIIIIIII!!!

SCOTT MCNEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIL!!!! MIIIIIIGHTY IS HEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Gallery

  • THE COWARDS! THE FEWLS!
    THE COWARDS! THE FEWLS!
  • Carron's reaction to the Blood Raven transports during their stronghold mission.
    Carron's reaction to the Blood Raven transports during their stronghold mission.
  • Rhinos. RHIIIIIIIIINOS!!! ... should not want their metal bawxes... its just an FV432 painted pink stop acting impressed
    Rhinos. RHIIIIIIIIINOS!!! ... should not want their metal bawxes... its just an FV432 painted pink stop acting impressed
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