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Mandrakes are creepy cousins of Dark Eldar, who look like coal-black elf-hobos, covered in rags and armed with all kinds of creepy sickle blades. They live in a sub-realm where light does not exist (like at all, lamps and fire don't work there), and have shadow-based superpowers. Dark Eldar think they're just useless scumbags, to primitive to be worth paying attention for, though some archons hire some mandrakes as assasins, given they're quite good at is, as their superpowers allow them to teleport from shadow to shadow, which is super-useful for sneaking through a cabal spire or haemunculi den, where every square meter is filled with traps, guards, monsters, fucked-up space-time anomalies or everything above.
Mandrakes are creepy cousins of [[Dark Eldar]], who look like [[Drow|coal-black elf-hobos]], covered in rags and armed with all kinds of creepy sickle blades. They live in a sub-realm where light does not exist (like at all, lamps and fire don't work there), and have shadow-based superpowers. Dark Eldar think they're just useless scumbags, too primitive to be worth paying attention for, though some [[Archon#In 40k|archons]] hire some mandrakes as [[assassin]]s, given they're quite good at is, as their superpowers allow them to teleport from shadow to shadow, which is super-useful for sneaking through a cabal spire or [[Haemonculus|haemonculi]] den, where every square meter is filled with [[trap]]s, guards, [[monster]]s, [[Warp|fucked-up space-time anomalies]] or everything above.


Once upon a time they tried to conquer the Commoragh with a little help from Nurgle, but Vect fucked them so hard only a handful of their population survived, and since then they stay low.
Once upon a time they tried to conquer the [[Commorragh]] with a little help from [[Nurgle]], but [[Asdrubael Vect|Vect]] fucked them so hard only a handful of their population survived, and since then they stay low.

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Mandrakes are creepy cousins of Dark Eldar, who look like coal-black elf-hobos, covered in rags and armed with all kinds of creepy sickle blades. They live in a sub-realm where light does not exist (like at all, lamps and fire don't work there), and have shadow-based superpowers. Dark Eldar think they're just useless scumbags, too primitive to be worth paying attention for, though some archons hire some mandrakes as assassins, given they're quite good at is, as their superpowers allow them to teleport from shadow to shadow, which is super-useful for sneaking through a cabal spire or haemonculi den, where every square meter is filled with traps, guards, monsters, fucked-up space-time anomalies or everything above.

Once upon a time they tried to conquer the Commorragh with a little help from Nurgle, but Vect fucked them so hard only a handful of their population survived, and since then they stay low.