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===Signs to look for=== | ===Signs to look for=== | ||
Signs of being a NEET include | Signs of being a NEET include: | ||
Neckbeard | *Neckbeard | ||
Falling in love with fictional characters, | *Falling in love with fictional characters, | ||
Spontanious combustion when exposed to direct sunlight, | *Spontanious combustion when exposed to direct sunlight, | ||
The inability to find one's penis under many layers of fat, | *The inability to find one's penis under many layers of fat, | ||
Poor sleeping and eating habits (Meatbread), | *Poor sleeping and eating habits ([[Meatbread]]), | ||
Social incompetence (including, but not limited to urinating one's self when confronted by a member of the opposite sex) | *Social incompetence (including, but not limited to urinating one's self when confronted by a member of the opposite sex) | ||
Of course, as long as you are Employed, in Education or Training you can have all of these and somehow be exempt from the title - For Shame. | Of course, as long as you are Employed, in Education or Training you can have all of these and somehow be exempt from the title - For Shame. | ||
[[Category:Not related]] | [[Category:Not related]] | ||
Revision as of 20:11, 29 August 2008
NEET - Not in Education, Employment or Training. Some 80% of basement dwelling, parent mooching neckbeards will fit into this category no matter how hard they insist otherwise.
Signs to look for
Signs of being a NEET include:
- Neckbeard
- Falling in love with fictional characters,
- Spontanious combustion when exposed to direct sunlight,
- The inability to find one's penis under many layers of fat,
- Poor sleeping and eating habits (Meatbread),
- Social incompetence (including, but not limited to urinating one's self when confronted by a member of the opposite sex)
Of course, as long as you are Employed, in Education or Training you can have all of these and somehow be exempt from the title - For Shame.