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According to legend, great power can be gleaned by the possession of a neckbeard. Tales tell of a fa/tg/uy who had near-godlike levels of [[RAGE|nerdrage]], that were a direct result of his massive neckbeard. | According to legend, great power can be gleaned by the possession of a neckbeard. Tales tell of a fa/tg/uy who had near-godlike levels of [[RAGE|nerdrage]], that were a direct result of his massive neckbeard. | ||
A more plausible thory claims that neckbeards are in fact a form of [[Fist of the North Star|tears.]] Those with neckbeards grow them because no one will ever love them and thus, there is no longer a desire to groom due to the acceptance of their inherent repulsiveness. | |||
[[drawfag|Banhammer40kun]] Is known to have a large neckbeard. | [[drawfag|Banhammer40kun]] Is known to have a large neckbeard. | ||
[[Category:meme]] | [[Category:meme]] | ||
Revision as of 11:47, 31 August 2011
Neckbeards are, surprisingly enough, beards on necks. They generally appear as a result of failed shaving skill rolls. They are widely believed to be a typical part of appearance of any nerd or roleplayer. This is a primary reason why users frequenting /tg/ are nicknamed "neckbeards" as well.
According to legend, great power can be gleaned by the possession of a neckbeard. Tales tell of a fa/tg/uy who had near-godlike levels of nerdrage, that were a direct result of his massive neckbeard.
A more plausible thory claims that neckbeards are in fact a form of tears. Those with neckbeards grow them because no one will ever love them and thus, there is no longer a desire to groom due to the acceptance of their inherent repulsiveness.
Banhammer40kun Is known to have a large neckbeard.