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'''Neckbeards''' are, surprisingly enough, beards on necks. They generally appear as a result of failed shaving skill rolls. They are widely believed to be a typical part of appearance of any nerd or [[RPG|roleplayer]]. This is a primary reason why users frequenting [[/tg/]] are nicknamed "Neckbeards" as well. | '''Neckbeards''' are, surprisingly enough, beards on necks. They generally appear as a result of failed shaving skill rolls. They are widely believed to be a typical part of appearance of any nerd or [[RPG|roleplayer]]. This is a primary reason why users frequenting [[/tg/]] are nicknamed "Neckbeards" as well. They are also called fa/tg/uys. The only real difference is that you do not need to frequent /tg/ to be a Neckbeard (or have one). | ||
[[Image:Neckbeard.jpg|thumb|The glorious neckbeard.]] | [[Image:Neckbeard.jpg|thumb|The glorious neckbeard.]] | ||
According to legend, great power can be gleaned by the possession of a neckbeard. Tales tell of a fa/tg/uy who had near-godlike levels of [[RAGE|nerdrage]], that were a direct result of his massive neckbeard. | According to legend, great power can be gleaned by the possession of a neckbeard. Tales tell of a fa/tg/uy who had near-godlike levels of [[RAGE|nerdrage]], that were a direct result of his massive neckbeard. | ||
A more plausible theory claims that neckbeards are in fact a form of [[Fist of the North Star|tears.]] Those with neckbeards grow them because no one will ever love them and thus, there is no longer a desire to groom due to the acceptance of their inherent repulsiveness. | A more plausible theory claims that neckbeards are in fact a form of [[Fist of the North Star|tears.]] Those with neckbeards grow them because no one will ever love them and thus, there is no longer a desire to groom due to the acceptance of their inherent repulsiveness. | ||
The oldest Neckbeards are called Grey Beards, and are old. Hence the space in their name, out of reverence. | |||
[[drawfag|Banhammer40kun]] Is known to have a large neckbeard. | [[drawfag|Banhammer40kun]] Is known to have a large neckbeard. | ||
[[Category:meme]] | [[Category:meme]] | ||
Revision as of 20:27, 2 July 2012
Neckbeards are, surprisingly enough, beards on necks. They generally appear as a result of failed shaving skill rolls. They are widely believed to be a typical part of appearance of any nerd or roleplayer. This is a primary reason why users frequenting /tg/ are nicknamed "Neckbeards" as well. They are also called fa/tg/uys. The only real difference is that you do not need to frequent /tg/ to be a Neckbeard (or have one).
According to legend, great power can be gleaned by the possession of a neckbeard. Tales tell of a fa/tg/uy who had near-godlike levels of nerdrage, that were a direct result of his massive neckbeard.
A more plausible theory claims that neckbeards are in fact a form of tears. Those with neckbeards grow them because no one will ever love them and thus, there is no longer a desire to groom due to the acceptance of their inherent repulsiveness.
The oldest Neckbeards are called Grey Beards, and are old. Hence the space in their name, out of reverence.
Banhammer40kun Is known to have a large neckbeard.